Billionaire brothers au
Bruce Wayne, Oliver Queen and Tony Stark were all theatre kids and could definitely perform so many plays and sing the songs perfectly. They all love Hamilton, Six and most musicals and have been to see all the plays during the first showing of them.
In this au Bruce and Oliver are like 23ish while Tony is 21, but no one else remembers due to how much they've done, so they're all gen z
You will randomly find them singing together when they're bored and all the batkids love it because they're great singers, definitely took singing classes together with other rich kids, like Hope(marvel idk her last name) and Lex luthor.
When at galas, if they get bored enough they'd hack into the system, turn on disco lights and play proper party music and sing to it.
Also it's a singer au, where they are all a part of an anonymous band named something dumb like Veota or something they started when they were younger (so all popular modern day songs were written by them and their friends) and they just couldn't be bothered to deal with more paparazzi so no one knows.
So one day the justice league comes over to Bruce's bc they need him for something and they're just singing together with a bunch of famous rich kids and they're just.baffled. so confused. And they just don't care.
Xisuma : If I can deal with it, you can too.
Evil X probably: I just felt an emotion and i’m not okay with it
POV: You're too tiny to kiss your tall Ymbryne girlfriend 🙊
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
put on clean, comfortable clothes.
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
Part 2 of Feral Jason Grace and Feral Percy Jackson headcannons stuff (whatever this mess is supposed to be)
Because sometimes you gotta remember where you started (and I'm trash for these feral boys. Also @caffeinated-croissant thanks for reminding me 😅... Cos I totally maybe... Possibly forgot...)
Anyway!
Jason has several bracelets, Percy unapologetically owns a fidget spinner. They can't keep their attention on them for long but their a source of comfort. Jason's are a mix of charm and bangle bracelets, that somehow get suck to anything and everything.
Percy has days where he won't talk to anyone, he taps the ground and makes little grumbling noises that Jason learns to understand. On those nights, Percy curls up in Jason's arms and doesn't move all night.
Reyna ran to Jason and hugged him in front of both camps. She was so close to crying and held him fiercely, Jason actually did cry because he was so afraid he'd lost her. Reyna also dragged Percy into the hug cos he was standing their motionless, appointing them as her little brothers and that if anyone dared harm them... Well those threats are suitable here.
(That's the day the treaty was made because both Roman and Greek alike learned never to piss of Reyna Avila Ramirez Arellano.)
Annabeth is still kinda mad over Percy breaking her nose on his first day (when he woke up) and it doesn't help that he just doesn't care. "It's not my fault you stood so close" and so that's that.
The only ones who are considered friends to Jason and Percy out of the 7, are Frank (because like he's going to judge feral kids), Leo (cos he toes the line... And now I'm going to have to make Feral Leo that it's own post... See this it's a problem I have.) And Hazel because it's Hazel.
Piper is just kinda there, she's really close to Annabeth but after the days in the Wilderness school, where her fake relationship with Jason never happened because no...she definitely remembers him trying to claw her eyes out on several occasions and finds him strange... If kinda hot.
Jason struggling to be human, Percy hugging him close when life gets to much for him. They have a blanket fort and spend days inside cuddling when things get to much.
Both of them are stuck in a constant game of tug of war with anything and everything they have. Scarves, belts, shirts, anything and it all starts without warning.
Percy is more likely to delve into the darker parts of his powers, blood vending cos it fills him with adrenaline and he loves how free it is. And it makes him a great healer, which helps his mental state. He just cannot be restrained, only a few can get him to stop before he goes to far.
For Jason its the opposite because the camp instilled him with rules, he's terrified he'll go over board and has been nerfed as a result. It annoys some of them but Percy is always there to hold is hand when Jason's struggling. But when he's mad, Jason comes alive in a way no ones ever seen with enough raw power and brutality to rival his Father.
Jason just zone's out sometimes chewing some old slippers.
Percy and Jason are taught sign language by deaf/mute campers, to help them when they struggle with words and they spent their time helping these kids improve.
Percy is constantly picking fights and the only one who can stop him is Jason... But he's usually content with watching. Reyna could but she only steps in when she can be bothered to.
Jason breaks down when he meets Thalia, hides from her because he's so afraid she'll judge him because he knows she and Percy fight constantly. But she surprises him by welcoming him with open arms, and while he's odd she's patient. "I waited years to see you again, the fact your alive and well is all I need. You think I care your like this?" it got funnier when Lupa had to show up to stop some of Artemis's wolves from adopting Jason and Percy.
Percy is the first to confess, he gets frustrated because he can't make the words come out but Jason understands and they both kiss under the stars. Lupa and Sally knew it was coming but both fake surprise when they announce it.
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I can imagine Reyna working herself to death, like not eating and sleeping properly.
I also believe that if many legionares are too injured to fight, she would fight alone in a different way(like the pirates or something else she picked up)
Imagine if there was a tip to both camps that a massive army if monsters were going to attack Camp Half-blood, so most Romans go to help, leaving Reyna as the only defence( ik they wouldn't but Imagine)
Instead, imagine the army of monsters stormed Camp Jupiter, and Reyna having to hold them off until the legion returns, using magic from Circe's Island and fighting like the pirates.
The legion only returning at the end of the fight in time to see Reyna, broken and bleeding but victorious, having destroyed most of the army and passing out due to injury.
Reyna would then sleep for days, weeks even. Much longer than needed to heal from the fight due to lack of sleep and food. The whole legion in panic that Reyna may not wake up when she's just catching up on missing sleep.
Her just waking up like 3 weeks later confused as everyone is celebrating, not realising how long it's been
Nico: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Reyna does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff? Coach Hedge: If Reyna were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Reyna jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Nico: You jump off a cliff! Coach Hedge: Gladly. Provided Reyna did first.
Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.
Lesbians who became straight men
Gay men who became straight women
All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)
People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)
Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.
People with fluid orientations
Gnc people who find joy in their straightness
Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.
[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]
why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales
Detective: I didn't realize your communications liaison looked so... Emily: *raises an eyebrow, glares at the man* Detective: ...young. Hotch: The fuck are you implying? I'll have you know SSA Jareau is experienced and her youth is not-- Rossi: What happened to "It's important for us to maintain a good relationship with the local police force"? Emily: That goes out the window when the local police force tries to hit on my girl. *JJ is in the conference room eating Cheetos, oblivious to her boss and her GF trying to fight the detective*
I can just imagine xisuma ask grian for an explanation and ends up just getting:
"oh yeah... These are my friends from high school who are watchers. Also, surprise - I am a watcher too :D" while taurtis and domrao turn to more human forms and just hug/squeeze grian.
This just ends us as the others finding out grian is like a secret pvp god or something, and xisuma trying to learn more about grian and why they are watchers/what they do.
the au where xisuma (and perhaps a few other hermits) worship xelqua and the watchers as their gods and at some point are all talking about it. grian chiming in with some unknown knowledge and when hurriedly asked where he learned it he just panics and yells; “BOOK.” they all very much doubt that.
some time later, the watchers visit and when the hermits who do worship them bow grian just groans. “don’t bow to them, they’re dorks.”
and (in this seperate watcher au that doesn’t connect to my other post) the two watchers just pout.
“griiannn!! come on, this is our first time being out on the overworld as watchers! you’re lucky your training involved you being here, me and dom had to sit through the stuff to take over watching the other dimensions.” “your fault for dying.”
“hey! at least i got that immortality curse gone first!”
the hermits just watch grian bicker with the watcher (whos name, taurtis, was thrown in at some point of grians scolding), while the other watcher- who was name dropped as dom early on- just watches them with an amused smile on his face.