God I Love Balatro, Had To Make Some Jokes

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no they should say pretty colour because of the british

One part of me wants to say "brat album cover" the other part wants to say "pretty colour"

eggman's speech but it's preceded by the JR East platform announcement jingle

funny guys

some more!

Falling Piano (Uncommon): +5 Mult, moves to the left after every hand. (When completely at the left, joker will be destroyed.)

3d Joker (Uncommon) [Applies to all of the cards circled in red]

-(When in the middle slot): +5 Mult, +15 Chips.

-(When placed on right side): +30 Chips.

-(when placed on left side): +10 Mult.

Poisoned Jug (Common): +5 Mult per card scored, each card scored loses 1 Chip permanently.

Receipt (Common): Adds a quarter of the Chips of the first hand played in blind to Mult.

Hole (Common): +20 Mult, 1/4 chance to discard all cards from hand.

Blank Joker (Common): Blank Voucher now adds 10 Mult and 25 chips to every hand.

5-Card Joker: (Rare): +120 Mult, takes up 5 joker spaces.

god i love balatro, had to make some jokes

below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)

Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played

Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand

Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands

Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again

Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult

Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)

Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved

Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile

Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects

This drawing every day shit is east. #MyCircle

sorry i crashed into your feed, won't happen again

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