Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice Could Grope My Ass And I Would Fucking Thank Him.

I just realized that my most productive moment during quarantine was when I made a steam punk, plague doctor mask.

Which moment during quarantine do you think was your most productive?

Sooo I recently started AHS.

I'm currently watching Asylum.

This ain't even scary at this point, it's just proof that my humour is broken as fuck.

Dr. Thredson is such a fucking dilf with mommy issues and I love it.

And I know that people might come for my ass with the whole "HE IS A VILLAIN HE RAPED AND KILLED JZUSIBWU", while there are people that have a crush on Tate Langdon (and honestly good for them, go for it) who did the exact same shit. My taste for murderous people consists of FICTIONAL people ONLY.

So yeah Oliver could call me mommy any time.

Sister Judy is literally the baddest bitch of them all and I fucking love iiiit.

My poor Lana Banana needs a fucking break though, my dear darling ain't getting paid enough for this shit.

Also, I love the fact that even Satan is oblivious when it comes to aliens, that it's hilarious.

Sister Mary Eunice needs a break (and no, not her head) and happiness.

And extra protection from demons, obsessive nazi doctors and psychotic nuns.

Oh and lying, stupid ass Monsieur virgins.

Kit and Grace, need fucking vacations at this point.

me having an imaginary argument while taking a shower:

the shampoo bottles:

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me during an actual argument:

My goodness, why did I just found this fan art ? Why am I an idiot? This is a masterpiece *chef's kiss*

Awww I'm so glad you enjoyed my story, I actually enjoy your art a lot

Yup I'm digging in the depths of your account for fanart , I know it's weird but I'm loving it ❤️

A fanart wish from a dear follower @viirazu <3 And yeah I´ve got inspired by Raaaaandomgirls Fanfiction "Finding out" <3 This is one of my favorite Kaiketsu Zorro Fanfic *hrrrrrrrrrrrrr* I'm so addicted to Kaiketsu Zorro and to RayxDiego I'm so sorry x3

I'm a retail worker.

Today we restocked on men's winter clothing.

Everything remind me of HIM.

Warning: Nsfw

After a long while I decided to draw sth naughty.. My entire drawing skills are out of the window and any anatomy knowledge I possess too 🙃

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

I've been listening to "Rogues! The Podcast" for a while (which is fucking amazing and super heartwarming for my little cold heart.) And I felt inspired, so I decided to sketch Dr. Jonathan Crane (at least how I picture him in my head).

reminder: it’s okay to be here only for fandom things

you don’t have to reblog all the posts about politics, the election, the coronavirus outbreak, or really anything else. it’s okay to preserve your fandom spaces for fandom only things. you’re not apathetic or cruel to separate out your spaces. if you find yourself stressing out about what tumblr has to say about these things, get your news from news sources and stick to reblogging beautiful gifs and contributing to meta and recommending mutual pining / fake relationship fics here. it’s okay. it’s natural to need some space to just focus on happiness for a moment. it’s okay. take care of yourselves out there <3

My bf and I just watched the "Iron Man" trilogy and I cannot stress enough that Tony Stark is fucking Daddy material, I-

10y.o me had a major crush on Tony Stark and I guess it was just awakened. Makes perfect sense to me.