RAPUNZEL HAS BROWN EYEBROWS

hey guys i-

I have made what I think is the shitty-est dad joke in existence and I love it

So I'm in hell (the nether in Minecraft) with my friends, yah know the usual. So this one friend and I come across a Bastion which results in lots of screaming on my part and death for the both of us but as we’re exploring trying to find our way around I found a random loot chest with a banner in it which my friend gets  hyped about and asks if he can have it. So as he comes and finds me so I can hand it off I make the passing comment of ‘it’s like Bruce’ ... like the banner, like Bruce Banner. This is what I mean by shitty as in actually shitty not just its so shitty it’s funny shitty. Anyway my friend gets what I mean and finds it kinda funny in a pain way cause he’s a nerddd so at least there’s that.

Anger management au but Danny hates Jason on sight. Not because he's undead or liminal or any of that. But because he's dating his sister and he doesn't approve.

Jason is both impressed and amused that this teenage twink keeps threatening him up to the point Jason asks, "Oh? What are you going to do?"

And suddenly Jason is in a wall. Not knocked through it, no. But in the wall. As in hes been densist shifted into it. Jason isn't even sure how he's alive all things considered and Danny is refusing to let him out.

It isn't until Jazz gets home and asks, "Uh, why is my boyfriend in the wall?" That Danny, with much reluctance, let's her boyfriend go

Jason likes this kid. He's not letting Bruce anywhere near him.

Y’all can’t ship Bowuigi without first understanding what it will do to Kamek to have to sit across from the dude he kidnapped as a baby 3 times like 35 years ago at the dinner table

I like to think after so many years trapped in time, the people of Fawcett slowly put the pieces together and learn Captain Marvel’s identity. And this is where they completely deviate from “normal” people. Because living the way they do, with people who don’t age and shapeshifters and whatnot, they aren’t all that righteously angry for him. Especially when they’re trapped in suspendium bubble. Obviously they’re going to get good at keeping secrets.

Cue decades of Fawcett turning a blind eye to the Cap being a kid. After a fight between Cap and Sivana, a teacher trots over to him and gives him his homework, telling him she extended the due date to next Monday. An old lady gives him a juice box for when he turns back.

On the bright side for Billy, now he doesn’t have to keep explaining why no one’s ever seen Cap and his supposed best friend in the same room.

Fawcett makes sure to never document the events leading up to the reveal, or videos during transformation, or anything that someone could read and learn for themselves. This is good, because later, the bubble drops, and the rest of the world would apparently froth at the mouth at the mere mention of a kid being a hero(not even a sidekick!)

When Billy’s mad at Batman he fills out justice league reports in dead languages

I have a hc that mob eventually picks up on some reigen mannerisms... hes not sure how to feel about this development

yo what if humans just got shiny after being under a lot of pressure

really is so strange and ew how white feminists think that any kind of sexual attraction or erotic expression towards women is inherently oppressing women lol like y'all are weird and scary I hope you know that dysfunctional sexuality is not a political position