Dp X Dc Prompt/mini Blurb Thing:

dp x dc prompt/mini blurb thing:

Somewhere along the line, stealing the Batmobile had seemed like the best option.

Elle would stand by that - admittedly short-sighted and kind of panic induced - logic. It was a vehicle that no one would try and stop. It was fast. The keys were in the ignition. Easiest car theft of her life. Or, well, unlife. Whatever. Still the easiest.

She may have forgotten that Superman could fly as fast as the stupid tank of a car could go. Or that Gotham had other vigilantes, that had bikes that were way more maneuverable, or that Billy was a big baby about car chases.

“WATCH THE ROAD!”

“YOU WATCH THE ROAD I’M DRIVING HERE!”

More Posts from Rabbit-with-a-grapefruit-spoon and Others

Billy: is consistently on time for his monitor duty, consistently arrives for meetings promptly, makes sure to call in whenever he can when he knows he might not be available for a day or more, tries to memorize procedures, and is friendly to the other JL members

Other JL members: Cap is really nice, and you can always count on him to help out the best he can if you’re struggling.

Billy, an actual child: This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in coworker, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.


Tags

Batman: This undercover mission is highly critical, I expect everyone to come undercover as civilians.

Shazam, raising his hand: uh

Batman: You don’t have to raise your hand. We are all adults here.

Shazam: Cool cool- good to know. Anyways, my suit doesn’t come off.

Superman: what

Green Arrow: How the fuck does that work.

Shazam: It’s kinda just glued on?

Art Help

Art Help

I redid this list because broken links 💀

General Tips

Stretch your fingers and hands

Art is for fun

Never too late to start/improve

Tumblr radar! Submit your work!?

Using a tablet

Editing software: pictures & video

Moodboard resources

Comic pacing

Storyboarding techniques

Watercolor

Coloring

Color Theory (not children's hospital)

Resources: coloring things a different color

Gold

Dark Skin undertones

Dark Skin in pastel art

POC Blush tones

Eyes colors

Cohesive Color Palette

Lights and Colors

Human Anatomy

POSE REFERENCES

Eyes: pupil shape, direction

Wizard Battle poses

Romance poses

Shoulders

Tips for practicing anatomy

Proportional Limbs

Skeletons

Hair Directions

Afro, 4C hair

Cane use

Dingle dongles: male reproductive

Clothing

Long skirts

Traditional Chinese Hanfu (clothing reference)

Cultural clothes

CLOTHING REFERENCE

Medieval armor

Sewing information

Animals

Horse -> Dragon

Snouts: dogs, cats, wolves, fox

Foot, paw, hoof

Plants

Blossoms: cherry, plum, apricot, etc

Plants/flowers: North America, Hawaii, Patagonia

More

Drawing references sources

Art tutorial Masterlist

Another art tutorial Masterlist

Inspiration: father recreates son's art

Inspiration: Lights

ART BOOKS

Art Cheats


Tags
*wheezes*

*wheezes*

I had to draw it

so athena burst out fully born from zeus's skull, right?

There's unexplored comedic potential with Captain Marvel/Shazam and his powers.

I know when they say "the power of Zeus" they focus on lightning, but Zeus is also a shapeshifter in mythology, that's one of his favorite forms of abuse of power.

Theoretically, Billy could be like Beast Boy or the Martians, and being a child, he would inevitably do dumb shit with this power.

Imagine him transforming into a goose and asking someone to post something like this

There's Unexplored Comedic Potential With Captain Marvel/Shazam And His Powers.

Tags

Billy Batson and Damian Wayne being weirdly good friends (ft. the occasional Jon Kent)

Billy befriends Damian after the JL learns his real identity. Batman approached him and told him they should meet since they’re the same age.

At first, it’s awkward because Damian isn’t interested in making friends, and Billy’s mad that Batman is essentially sending him to the kids' table. Until… 

Damian: “Why must my father insist that I socialize? I can handle myself!” Billy: “Thank you! I’ve been on my own since I was six. I don’t need an adult to tell me what to do.” Damian: “…I like you.” Billy: “Wanna spy on the Justice League?” Damian: “Yes.”

Batman immediately regrets his decision.

At first, the two don’t really talk outside of meetings or happenstance, but when they do, they’re like twins. They know exactly what the other is thinking at all times. (The adults are terrified.)

Both end up bonding over their upbringing, specifically the fact that they were abused/traumatized/malnourished for several years. That marks the point where they start talking regularly.

Damian nearly jumps out of his skin the first time Billy speaks to him in Arabic (courtesy of the Islamic Prophet, Solomon.) They now speak exclusively in Arabic when they gossip.

They will cut a bitch. Do not get on either’s bad side.

Every time one of them says something out of pocket, the other one high-fives them. Even Jon is concerned (and very jealous.)

Billy is required to attend the same school as the Teen Titans and YJ for a bit as a condition of staying in the JL so he and Damian end up taking a few classes together.

Billy “I have Zeus on speed dial” Batson and Damian “I got a PhD in The Classics at age six” Wayne proceed to roast their history professors in the back of the classroom for all of the misinformation.

Damian: “Okay so I really need a human skull, but you can’t ask why.” Billy: “As long as you also don’t ask why.” *pulls out several pristine human skulls from pocket dimension* “Take your pick.” Damian: “…this one.” Jon: “what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck”

They’re both eerily good at schooling their emotions due to countless years of emotional abuse and neglect. If anything goes wrong during a mission, it’s like a switch is flipped. They are suddenly completely level-headed.

Damian gifts Billy a PC that he built himself so they can play games together without so much lag. (It’s literally just Minecraft on creative mode. They design a working amusement park together.)

Both have been permanently banned from all zoos on the eastern seaboard. Damian tried to “liberate” the ostriches, and Billy taught the gorillas swear words in sign language.

Everyone Else: “We need to find civilization on this desert planet we crashed landed on or we’ll starve.” Billy and Damian: “The human body can go ten days without food.” Everyone: “…Are you okay?” Billy and Damian: “Not important.”

Billy, Jon, Colin, and Damian have a group chat where they regularly place bets on dumb mishaps the adults get themselves into. The one rule is they can’t bet with cash. Thus they create a trading system made entirely of local snacks, Pokémon cards, supernatural knick-knacks, and dares.


Tags

I have made what I think is the shitty-est dad joke in existence and I love it

So I'm in hell (the nether in Minecraft) with my friends, yah know the usual. So this one friend and I come across a Bastion which results in lots of screaming on my part and death for the both of us but as we’re exploring trying to find our way around I found a random loot chest with a banner in it which my friend gets  hyped about and asks if he can have it. So as he comes and finds me so I can hand it off I make the passing comment of ‘it’s like Bruce’ ... like the banner, like Bruce Banner. This is what I mean by shitty as in actually shitty not just its so shitty it’s funny shitty. Anyway my friend gets what I mean and finds it kinda funny in a pain way cause he’s a nerddd so at least there’s that.


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • jodisue-jar
    jodisue-jar liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • nightshadow0123
    nightshadow0123 reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • nightshadow0123
    nightshadow0123 liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • asongofbackpain
    asongofbackpain liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • collapsingbees
    collapsingbees liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • sloth1958
    sloth1958 liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • koi-fosh
    koi-fosh liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • nikkitikkitavi1300
    nikkitikkitavi1300 liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • spuder-man
    spuder-man liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • 1-random-ideas555g
    1-random-ideas555g liked this · 4 weeks ago
  • ghostlygandolf
    ghostlygandolf liked this · 4 weeks ago
  • apersonwhowas
    apersonwhowas liked this · 4 weeks ago
  • vffhvchhvv
    vffhvchhvv liked this · 4 weeks ago
  • williantherat
    williantherat liked this · 1 month ago
  • fatpotatochip
    fatpotatochip liked this · 1 month ago
  • izza-una
    izza-una liked this · 1 month ago
  • i-dont-fooken-know
    i-dont-fooken-know reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • kallisto-regulus
    kallisto-regulus liked this · 1 month ago
  • kallisto-regulus
    kallisto-regulus reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • theultimatesigma
    theultimatesigma liked this · 1 month ago
  • secret-angels-stuff
    secret-angels-stuff liked this · 1 month ago
  • honkdraknight
    honkdraknight liked this · 1 month ago
  • danglingpersimmon
    danglingpersimmon liked this · 1 month ago
  • donkoogrr
    donkoogrr liked this · 1 month ago
  • neverthebabysitter
    neverthebabysitter liked this · 1 month ago
  • witchbybi
    witchbybi liked this · 1 month ago
  • anoldyounglady
    anoldyounglady liked this · 1 month ago
  • volarpanda
    volarpanda liked this · 1 month ago
  • unipookie
    unipookie liked this · 1 month ago
  • darkandlightdance
    darkandlightdance liked this · 1 month ago
  • qqww65w
    qqww65w liked this · 1 month ago
  • mnemov
    mnemov liked this · 1 month ago
  • silverbunnisunny
    silverbunnisunny liked this · 1 month ago
  • weirdthoughtsposts
    weirdthoughtsposts liked this · 1 month ago
  • hildaneesama19
    hildaneesama19 liked this · 1 month ago
  • drunkdogsworld
    drunkdogsworld liked this · 1 month ago
  • artismplay
    artismplay liked this · 1 month ago
  • niftukkun
    niftukkun liked this · 1 month ago
  • littleboydeath
    littleboydeath reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • littleboydeath
    littleboydeath reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • littleboydeath
    littleboydeath reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • littleboydeath
    littleboydeath liked this · 1 month ago
  • roguemagpie
    roguemagpie reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • need-a-laugh-or-theory
    need-a-laugh-or-theory liked this · 1 month ago
  • minenatlove
    minenatlove liked this · 1 month ago
  • jessie-rainbow
    jessie-rainbow liked this · 2 months ago
  • vallyn
    vallyn liked this · 2 months ago
  • findrythehobbit
    findrythehobbit liked this · 2 months ago
  • samarie-a-t
    samarie-a-t liked this · 2 months ago
  • prominence-smash-9
    prominence-smash-9 liked this · 2 months ago
rabbit-with-a-grapefruit-spoon - i have a sharpened spoon
i have a sharpened spoon

any pronouns - ace/aro

290 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags