OKAY BUT WHAT IF A ROLESWAP OMG

FATHERHOOD??????

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

I was watching demon slayer while my mom was with me and tanjiro did something (i dont remember what) and i said "that certainly was one of the autism moments of all time" and my mom looked at me like i was a rambling madman lolol

a thing I fucking hate

[posts anything a bit silly, a bit creative, or just not exactly typical]

literally half the comments section: LMFAOO 😂😂😂 like what were you on??? what were you smoking!+!???!?? 🤣🤣🤣😆😆 no way you weren't on drugs doing this right?!?? LMFAOO this is so weird!!!

rewatching cells at work

Reddit decided to make me cry today

Dallon Weekes for Dork Magazine

I absolutely loathe Soukoku but I'm afraid to admit that publicly or I'll be straight up executed by the fandom.

Same but I’m not afraid of execution. Gimme that sweet death. I wouldn’t have so much of a problem with it if most conversations I have with SKK shippers didn’t go like this:

Me: ya i personally don’t ship soukokuSKK shipper: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCKSKK shipper: HOW COULD YOU NOT?!?!?!?!?!!?Me: well i mean they really seem to dislike each other and sure they have a history but they haven’t really shown a whole lot of interaction currently besides the double black episode and when–SKK shipper: DID WE READ THE SAME MANGA?! ITS SOOOOOO CANONMe: uh–SKK shipper: I HAVE SOOOO MUCH PROOF ITS CANON LOOK AT THE OFFICIAL ARTMe: they pander to–SKK shipper: DAZAI FOLDED CHUUYA’S CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!! CANON!!!!!!! THEY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Me: ok i’m fine if you ship it but–SKK shipper: UR SUCH A FAKE FAN TBHMe: i prefer kunikidazai or odazaiSKK shipper: UM NO KUNIKIDA TOTALLY HATES DAZAI LOOK AT ALL THE TIMES HE’S STRANGLED AND SCREAMED AT DAZAIMe:…look at all the times..chuuya has screamed and–SKK shipper: I HAVE. SO. MUCH. PROOF. OF SOUKOKU BEING CANON. DONT TALK TO ME. CHUUYA IS SO UNDERAPPRECIATED U JUST DONT SHIP IT BC U DONT LIKE CHUUYAMe: but i do li–SKK shipper: SOUKOKU IS CANON SORRY UR IRRELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION

literally thats not an exaggeration this has happened multiple times

of course not every soukoku shipper is like this but god damn it you hardcore shippers guys stop ruining other people’s experience

Listen Kunikida would be absolutely terrifying as a criminal.

He wouldn't follow the law but his own ideals and only his rules. And those rules would be strict, everyone in the organisation would be held to a high standard.

You break them, you're done.

He wouldn't even need to kill people. He'd know every law in the country, and how to exploit every loophole and technicality.

Also unless outright stated (and your not a genius) it would be pretty difficult to realise that he can only make small items with his ability.

It would seem like Kunikida could bring anything to life. He's terrifying strong, and that's not due to any kind of ability.

Also good luck to anyone who hurts his people, he'll fuck you up.

Paperwork is filed on time, his subordinates are treated well and Kunikida would focus his organisations efforts on the aiding and the protection of citizens.

To getting rid of corrupt figures, providing safe places and protection for the most vulnerable in society.

Because those are Kunikida's ideals, and a trivial thing like the law isn't going to stop him.

you guys know how odasaku almost killed fyodor in the live action beast movie, right?