Raccooninmycabbages - Ash On My Tomatos!

love it - it makes so much sense

Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

oooooh I have the little fan thing for March

reblogging as a post it note - sounds like a fic that makes you giggle and kick your feet

Imagine that you find out Thorin is in love with you. But you accuse him of only wanting you because you’re the only woman in the Company and he’s desperate. You deeply offend him.

(All imagines can be requested as fics via my ask box)

yet again, more useless statistics. love it.

love it lol- I went crazy with the reasoning in the comments - I believe the 2 best ways are Galadriel or a Nazgul

brother i’m going to be honest with you. i don’t give a fuck if he’s “redeemable” or not. what is this, the checkout counter? he’s not a fucking COUPON!!!!!

presenting the reason I started this tumblr :

currently only 3 chapters (including the fake one in the middle) are out, I'm outlining it ! chapter 4 should be out this week or the next 🖤 I'm working on 4, 5 and 6 at the same time actually (for reasons)

if you have any constructive criticism I'd be happy to hear it, especially after chapter 5 and 6, since I'll be introducing subplots and side characters: the idea is that they should help the story go forward, but If I don't do it right and it reads messy / confusing / "author has introduced an oc I will never remember the name of" then I'd like to hear it, no matter how mean you think it will sound

I'm also welcoming any and all opinions about the music (bc chapter titles) as well as recs

I'm a bit divided on whether or not I'll include songs by ghost, but I'll definitely have a song or two by independant ghouls

currently making a witch king plushie

the body is finished and so are most of the clothes, and im working on making the crown out of the wire I normally use for jewelry, and next I'll figure out how to make him a sword ! with a gemstone on it preferably

(he's very small so I can take him with me easily when I move bc it'll have to be in a plane suitcase for now)

the red thing in the background is a plushia btw lol

hi, aspiring webcomicist here, any tips for writing?

Yeah

reblogging as a post it note again

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⪢ 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 & 𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐞𝐬 ‣ (𝟔/𝟔) modern royalty au, gen, 40k

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⪢ 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫 ‣ (𝟓/𝟕) accidental marriage/neighbors au, explicit, 23k

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⪢ (𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐌𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐨) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐖𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐭 ‣ (𝟔/𝟔) pre-quest au, gen, 25k

⪢ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 ‣ (𝟖/𝟏𝟎) hades&persephone/TNBC au, teen and up, 44k

⪢ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐞 ‣ (𝟕/???) vampire/slayer au, explicit, 49k