Raccoonmochi - Trash Man

i’ll do you one better…

black cat and orange cat.

black cat is quiet and pissy and the orange one is obnoxious and optomistic

nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

i just hope you all know that i love raccoons a lot. i would die for a raccoon i never met. the only reason i would ever be a vet is to help raccoons and other Tennessee native wildlife. and i fully believe i was born in this stupid red state JUST BECAUSE the state animal is a raccoon and i was put here to help them. middle tn is being rapidly industiralized and i hate these stupid outlet malls and stupid condos THAT NO ONE CAN EVEN AFFORD BTW that are stealing wild life’s homes. and they made my water hella hard and gives me dry skin :3

i just really love raccoons guys-

are yall cool with me being horny AND political or is that a sinful combo

should i be a minecraft build post-er. i like building. full transparency though, i copied the frog from pinterest. the house is all me tho.

Eddie Munson x Male Reader: Remote Summers

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62742394

When Eddie and his boyfriend get bored at the mall during summer break, Y/n shows his boyfriend the wonders of online shopping and risky business.

Lips Like Sugar/Your Lips are Chapped | Eddie Munson x Male Reader

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64654879

THIS JUST IN: New fic!!! Inspiration STRIKES a young gay boy on a SATURDAY NIGHT. It's 9:26pm. Hope you enjoy!

CW: drugs i guess? high kissing? its pretty tame and fluffy

maybe I will write a part two 😼🔥

Literally

even though i have like two followers LOL

all my asks are porn bots :/

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

ok so where is everyone posting eddie x male reader becuase i have sucked tumblr dry and i need more. i also want to stop using c.ai because i hate ai.

shout out to bees.

they really pop off.