That One Scene Except Harry Is Spamming The Lines From That One Onion Article

You’re a thigh lover?

I think not loving thighs is a felony

gaslight - gatekeep & girlboss our way into politics

the second rule is that you have to be gay

Not to be dramatic but I would love to be regally walking through castle ruins right now. 

Rumour has it, although the King of Ithaca had returned to his shores, his throne remained empty for the better part of a year.

fatherhood for beginners

"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW BATHROOM TRAP. 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

Every time I see people bash Abuela from Encanto or Mei’s mom from Turning Red I just wonder why they can’t just direct their hatred towards the REAL enemy:

Chicken Little’s dad

A child digging a grave she believes she should inhabit

Or one she believes should be empty if she didn't fail.