Even Prime Minister Harold Saxon Would Not Have Handled The Coronavirus This Badly…

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Bag of Goodberry Gummy Fish
Wondrous item, uncommon ___

“Goodberry gummy fish" are gooey sweets that look like Tiny, gelatinous fish. When found, they typically come in bags of 1d6 + 10 gummies, which are almost always red.

A "goodberry gummy fish" functions like a single goodberry, as if by the "goodberry" spell, except that eating a gummy also grants you a swimming speed of 30 feet for 1 hour.

Alternatively, you can use an action to submerge a gummy in water to magically animate it, using the quipper’s statistics. If you submerge 5 or more gummies in water at the same time, they become a swarm of quippers instead of five separate ones. The quippers are friendly to you, but aren’t magically compelled to obey any of your commands. After 1 hour, the animated gummies dissolve and are destroyed. ___

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ok but looking at the whole thing from rios perspective is actually devastating like what do you mean your love asked you for time with her son so you bent the laws of the universe to give it to her and then when his time runs out and you take him, in a nice and gentle way that involves a goodbye kiss, she hates you for it anyway.

tragic doomed for the start in this essay I will-

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

Yes, yes I do

Agatha All Along (2024) 1.08: Follow Me My Friend / To Glory at the End

Yessss girl go get your wife back

missed drawing gravity falls stuff-

Agatha All Along ep4 spoilers!!

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They are so much worse… and I love it

Chuuya's training regiment:

Chuuya: Okay, let's start off with some basic stretches. Get yourselves ready.

Chuuya: Casual running first, get yourselves accustomed to a pace that suits you

Chuuya: We're gonna do something a little harder this time, but I believe in you guys. You guys were born to be mafiosos. You can handle this

Chuuya: That's a wrap! Good work everybody, you've all achieved something today, congratulate yourselves. Drinks on me!

Dazai's training regiment:

Dazai: So, I read up on all your backgrounds. Most of you joined because of poverty! Capitalism, am I right?

Dazai: You think that's enough of a motivator here though? HA!

Dazai: The fuck are stretches? Get your fucking asses into the training simulator, let's see y'all get past a rain of bullets

Dazai: What was that? You thought newbies started off with easy jobs? You thought you wouldn't get killed on your first day? *Pulls out a gun and shoots the closest grunt* Oh look at that. You died from a bullet. Maybe if y'all got in the FUCKING SIMULATOR already, you'd learn how to DODGE them

Dazai: GET IN YOU LITTLE SHITS. EXTRA GUNFIRE FOR THAT LIP EARLIER

chuuya bungostraydogs is the peak of character design because attraction to him transcends the boundaries of sexuality and gender

he’s feminine enough to attract lesbians and straight guys, yet masculine enough to attract gay men and straight girls, he’s got the charisma to charm the ace and aro folks, bi and pan folks go nuts for him, and no matter what flavor of trans you are, chuuya gives you gender envy in this essay i will…