Puritanism Is Getting Worse Around The Globe And Conservatives And Fascists Will Absolutely Be First

Some Advice For People Leaving Comments on Fanfics:

“I liked your fic”

Nice, but basic and easy to overlook

Doesn’t compel the author to do anything other than take the compliment

Sounds like you might be a bot (ew)

“I am going to eat your floorboards!”

Unique and attention grabbing

Makes me second guess whether I should have bought that insurance

Sounds like you might be a termite (how did a termite learn to type????)

Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

Reblog to give your mutuals one of each 

Dude has a death wish

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

The Tale of the First Witch