Sky and Brandon switch places at an incredibly early age, think 6 years old, and until the switch is revealed to everyone it has been 11 years of Brandon posing as Sky.
Nobles and commoners alike have spent 11 years building relations with Brandon. They've gone to parties and balls with him, various kingdom's celebrations, weddings and baptisms, and birthdays and funerals, hunting trips, gallerie openings, concerts and others, (cause Erendor likes to pretend everything is fine, and having is heir locked up 24/7 doesn't make sense, does it?). Brandon who is a lot more confident and self assured, who's funny and a little goofy, an extrovert and clearly a "people" person. He's charming and gallant, and noble and everything Sky thinks he's not.
Sky loves him to death, that's his brother right there, but he can't help feeling like when the ruse is over, he'll never measure up to all that Brandon has done as him. And he hates it, but he can't help wishing once in a while that Brandon would've failed early on, freeing him of having to live up to this version of Sky that Brandon has concocted for 10+ years.
i think everyone deserves a large rock a short distance from their home. i dont like that discussions about walkable cities never include plans to allow wider access to large rocks. the people need large rock
my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens
Goodluck Pikachu
tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
bro she didn’t “let you smash” she was an active participant in the mutual smashing process
im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
And they really went all out, here are some of my favorite responses:
And of course, the most confusing of all to cis people:
Link to the original if you wanna see more responses!
Edit: first off, wow I did not expect this to take off like it did, thank you!
Second, this somehow made it onto TERF and anti-sjw tumblr and their replies are just proof they have no sense of humor.
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