Like A Solid 2 Feet Of The Ground(chair). Its Crazy Though Becau,se Microwaves Purr Like Cat But Also

Look at my son.

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Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

if fish where real they would be communists

Gender is what’s in your pants? Well luckily

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This just feels like an argument between a married couple who are soon to be divorced

as someone who drank glowstick fluid. the urges rise once again, i yearn.

"my computers overheating-" your computers in heat?!😍😩🤯🫣✨💋✂️💖✨💕

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew