My Beautiful Air Conditioner Wife Hums For Me Every Night :)

Gas station are the most beutiful bird to me. Ancient corpse of flight rises once more(gas evaporation?)

Did yoy know if you look really closely at passing cars headlight you can see a ghost named bavid??

something that scares me is what if those giant squids in the ocean turn evil. like malicious and shit. what fucking chance do i stand against any squid let alone a giant one. i cant even swim

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

Grinding so hard that thang dissolve

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Despite all the railings it has received, my dick has yet to be OSHA approved.

For the vast majority of my life i thought the reason people drank milk after eating chocolate goods to stop the burning in their mouth. turns out I'm allergic to chocolate and this is not normal.

Uncrustable? heh.… maybe to a liberal like yourself

List Challenges

Tumblr's 101 Favorite Films

this is just what i casually observed as the overlap between popular tumblr users top 100/150 lists how many characters does this thing

I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3