It's so over (got stranded on Mars) we're so back (I can grow food here) it's so over (we left a guy on Mars) we're so back (we've established communication) it's so over (the airlock exploded and the crops froze) we're so back (we've cut down the launch window for a resupply) it's so over (the probe exploded) we're so back (the space program in China has been working on their own probe that can launch in the correct window to get him supplies) it's so over (we didn't tell the hermes crew about a separate possible mission) we're so back (the hermes crew committed mutiny and are now on the way to save Watney) it's so over (we have to remove the front of his spacecraft to get him into space) we're so back (we can cover the hole with a tarp) it's so over (the tarp ripped off during launch and the distance between the hermes and the mav is too wide) we're so back (we can use remaining thruster fuel to course correct) it's so over (if we do this we'll be going too fast) we're so back (we can build a bomb and blow up part of the station to slow us down) it's so over (there's still too much distance between the Hermes and Watney) we're so back (he poked a hole in his suit and flew to us like iron man)
dooble for a friends birthday !!
please pray for Kolbys sanity if the crockomom au ever becomes canon (I stg its canon Oda told me in a dream)
quick thing of a lesson in changing the world by @thousand-sunnies because it made me giggle
Mark Watney at the beginning of The Martian: I'm going to play this as safe as I can.
Mark Watney at the end of The Martian: I'm gonna chop up the Hab! Wheeeee
Ares 3 crew at the beginning of The Martian: we're going to play this as safe as we can.
Ares 3 crew at the end of The Martian: let's make a bomb on this spaceship! 😁
NASA at the beginning of The Martian: we're going to play this as safe as we can.
NASA at the end of The Martian: fly into space at record velocity in a metal and fabric contraption not rated for speeds above 25mph apparently 💛
Rewatching Apothecary Diaries and remembering how much I love these dorks
SPEECHLESS STUNNED ON THE GROUND THIS IS SO GORGEOUS SOMEONE PUT THIS IN A MUSEUM
just wanted to try to make a modern AU with my favourite boys
hey
this was a wip for something else but i had to give up on the original plan bc i cant stop thinking ab that stupid meme. im crying
i cant finish it i just cant
any prns. trying to learn how to art. maybe ill post it someday 🫡. also i write sometimes.
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