Guys..

this may seem out of the blue.. but I was listening to the blues (old rock n such), daydreaming about Bruce Wayne x My oc n stuff, the usual~

But then it struck me; was superman alive when Elvis Presley was alive?? (Like in the DC universe)

So I had to search it up and apparently superman’s birthday is February 29 (but the first comic was June 1938 so that’ll be his birth-year since I cannot find his birth year)

And Elvis presleys birthday is 8th January 1935… THEY COULD’VE MET OR SOMETHING CUZ OF THEY ARE SIMILAR AGE!!

And yk how Elvis was a fan of superman? (Hence the iconic curl in his hair✨)

What if it was REVERSED??.. like Clark/superman decided to give himself that curl to match Elvis because he thought he was cool too??

AM I MAKING ANY SENSE?!?

Like I can just picture Superman talking to the league about him going to one of Elvis Presleys’ live concerts when he was younger and he was able to lock eyes with Elvis Presley himself who was singing his heart out to the crowd of screaming girls, he then talks about how he immediately got butterflies in his stomach and got so flustered his face turned red, saying it’s one of his best memories he remembers (and also mentioning why he has his iconic curl is because of Elvis),

Then Batman nonchalantly says “did you have a crush on Elvis Presley?” And the way Superman would TURN RED slowly realising he did have a crush on him and then questions his sexuality for the entire day..

Spoiler: he finds out he’s Bi when he looks back at more memories of when he was younger✨ (e.i; his embarrassing fashion sense and his terrible record at dating)

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HUH????

(ohmygahimsoHappy—)

I'm so happy but where did ya'll come from.???

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ray-mondo22

1 month ago

(I love this too much)

saw that one ask and

The Gru Plan meme but with pngs of RttE Snotlout pasted onto the Grus. The first panel shows Snotlout's default character model smirking, with text on the paper reading "Summon Thor Bonecrusher". The second panel is Snotlout smugly backlit by Hookfang's flames, and the text reads "Have mind-blowing sex." The third panel is a generic png of Snotlout smirking, with the text "Miss your next period". The fourth panel has the same text, but now it's an image of Snotlout looking uncertain.

i could put in more effort but i didn't want to <3

You did this so fast though, oml. 😂😂😂 I love it, actually!!!

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ray-mondo22

3 months ago

Sigh..

Why do fandoms have to ruin a good thing? 😞 I just wish they didn’t go crazy and overdo it

(It’s just like SvTFOE all over—)

" Fruitcake as a ship is super overrated, in my humble opinion, and the shippers are what ruined it. Two male friends who like to bake stuff together. I don't see the appeal of the ship. It seems like normal friend behaviour, or even sibling behaviour. I see them as friends. Nothing more. It just makes sense to me. I never liked the bff × bff trope unless they are cannon or make sense. And I hate the fruitcake shippers. I would've loved the ship if it weren't for them. They are disgusting. One of your followers doesn't like the ship? Block, doxed, and threatened. They didn't do anything wrong. They just didn't like them being a couple. It's just a fictional relationship, internet. It won't hurt you for the non fruitcake shippers to say they don't like it. And don't get me started on in-game shippers. I never had any problems with shippers but hearing the stories is just fucking terrible. Excuse my language, but where am I wrong? Even if i liked the ship, I don't want to associate with the rest of the fruitcake shippers. What a mess they are. Grow up, people "

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ray-mondo22

8 months ago