Me: Gets an F on my English essay.
My dad (mad): I can't believe you got an F on your essay!
Me: Damn bro, that's crazy. But....did I ask?
Srsly, tho. I'm prolly boutta get an F on my essay. It's supposed to have something to do with the required summer reading book for English class. But like, I didn't even read the book. How the fuck am I supposed to do an essay on a book I haven't even read? School's crazy, you guys.
A'ight, not to be weird or anything but I would totally let Embo throat fuck me. Like, holy damn he's hot asf. Probably packin, too.
gorosaurusrex requested: Embo + Orange
As a first-time writer (the only stuff I wrote before this was stupid fanfic one-shots), writing is a piece of freakin work. And I blame this partially on my constant watching of Cinema Sins.
First off, trying to name fictional/supernatural characters. I'm an overthinker, so I'll come up with some random jumble of words that is the character's name and then go, "I hope there's not something or someone that actually exists with this name."
And now why I blame my constant watching of Cinema Sins. I'll think of something cool, like some back story or lore or some crap, like, "Oh, maybe some demon gave this thing to this guy," and then I'm like, "Great, but anyone nitpicking this will be like 'Well why specifically that guy?'" So I gotta go think up some more plot bs that I'll probably have to change later to make other stuff work and I end up less worried about being creative and more worried about nitpickers.
Then I just end up losing interest in writing for the day and go jerk off to hot anime guys.
Props to authors, fr.
Does anyone ever wish the could see why someone liked their post? Like, I have a general understanding of why peopemight like some of my posts but other times I'm stunned that I got likes instead of hate comments. I know it would be annoying if Tumblr made a feature that makes you say why you liked a post when you like it but I just really want to know why people like some of my more controversial posts. Don't get me wrong, I'm thankful for the likes I get but I feel like something's up because I don't find it normal that even one person likes my Latts posts. So yeah, I just really wish I could figure out why people like the controversial posts I put out.
A random dose of hotness
It is currently 10:51 pm on Tuesday, November 2nd, 2021. I do, in fact, have school tomorrow. Am I forgetting to do an assignment or two? There's a possibility. However, instead of checking to see if I have any assignments due tomorrow or going to bed early, I'm going to watch My Friend Dahmer.
Ladies and gentlemen, what are the 5 main types of clowns?
1. Circus clowns
2. Birthday clowns
3. Horror clowns
4. Politicians
5. Mainstream media hosts
Hot take: Presidential debates are stupid and only exist to give the internet clippable moments from candidates.
"Who won the debate?"
No one. No one won. The person who did the best was the one who people are sharing a clip of around the internet. They're a joke.
I'm married to Katsuki Bakugo....😳
Ion know how to feel about that. He's hot but he's an asshole.
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
I personally find this guy hilarious. If you want to, follow him on TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe8vHH3n/.
Send this video to your friends to see if they're really your friends 😆:
Also, I can only put one video per post so tell me if you want me to put another of his fake friend tests on here.
Was geht, name's Razer | gay | anime | вкусно | dankeschön | Green Lantern the Animated Series | lots of other movies/shows | Port Mafia exec | red lantern | total geek | I paused my anime for this stuff | Osamu Dazai is the most attractive anime characters and you can't tell me otherwise
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