CALCHAQUÍ! I Want To See You Run, Baby! Get Those Feet MOVING!

a merry postal christmas

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Postal 2 dude hc bc why not

- dyslexic but doesn't release

- people think he's very homophobic but he's not

- adhd haver

- practically immune to food poisoning

- probably eats dirt

- has absolutely no volume control

- did really bad in school

- scared of cats

- probably watches drag race

- let's 1 paint his nails

- does not know how to use technology

- watched the ring with 1 and actually thought he was going to die

- starts fights for absolutely no reason

- average limp bizkit fan

- absolutely no ass (rip)

- deadass started smoking crack in high school

- likes lady gaga

- hates children with a burning passion

- do NOT play Deftones around him, he will take his pants off/ref

- probably ate glitter glue as a kid

- would definitely have been a creepypasta kid

- average Birmingham local

- if he smoked vapes he would smoke blue razz

- likes to draw even though he's absolute dogshit at it

- probably has a Nokia

inspired by

collaboration

a mutual told me to draw this

kaboom!!

Vulnerability (On twitter)

Take place after the previous comics I’ve drew with theses 2

the postal dudes as oingo boingo songs bcuz why tf not

p1:

p2:

p3:

p4:

movie dude:

brain damaged dude:

other dude:

redux dude:

shtopor/corkscrew rules dude:

(shhhh this one counts)