can jd vance meet my parents next
i would look so hot half dead on a floor
“I have maladaptive daydreaming”
Kinda sad, implies that something sucky caused you to choose this coping mechanism, boring
“I am haunted by visions of an alternate reality”
Cool, mysterious, unique, makes you sound like some kind of sci-fi witch or wizard
I hate to break it to you, but they were right. You really do just have to finish that first draft. It can be a hot mess, but you can’t clean up a room that doesn’t exist
12 yo me would be SO disappointed and thrilled we still watch the same shows
fucking loser
If you hate Lily Evans you will die and go to hell
fuck i need to study
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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse
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au where they don’t get rescued and now that Jack is chief with no competition, he reallllyyyy wants to be friends with Ralph again. but Ralph doesn’t gaf and lives to inconvenience Jack.
First time posting on tumblr hello :) my hand started hurting so the last panels look weird but whatever dude