Carmen: I Don’t Think You Want To Kiss Someone Who’s Been Throwing Up For The Past Couple Of Minutes,

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No holding back!

Senorita ugly, you didn’t like that nick name?

hermano. if you’re going to insult me, say the whole insult in either Spanish, Portuguese, or English. or don’t insult me at all.

[ I’m not dead! I miss everyone 🥺 I’m coming back! ]

Holland twins: "So, why doesn't Pap actually like you? You got great weather and great food, what gives? And are you /really/ our Oma?"

“There’s a lot of reasons why your father doesn’t like me. And most of them are my fault. I’m not proud of what I’ve done in the past, but I at least did something right. Because he’s still around and raising all of you.

Technically, yes and no. I’m your abuela but you don’t have to call me that. I raised your father, but he’s not my actual child. He would hate me more if he was.”

Is there any hetalia blogs still active?

Now it was Carmen’s turn to rethink the short conversation. She too had misheard the comment and thought of it as an insult. But it was too late. The Spaniard was too deep in the situation to get out of it, and that’s final.

Carmen set the bag up on a counter and started to pull out little tins, a note attached to each of them. “Just a little something for each of you. What better way to try and get on your family’s good side than by little treats?” She gave the twins a smile before handing each of them a tin. “Don’t eat them all at once. Or do. It’s your choice.”

Daan stared at the Spanish lady with wide eyes and a jaw that would not stop dropped, until he finally was able to say something. “Isn’t that where whores stay?” That earned him a punch in his shoulder from his twin.

“You dumbass, that’s a brothel, not a hostel! Haha, are you gonna annoy the shit out of Pap?”

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Congrats, hermano. 39 whole points? So proud of you

[ I really fucking wish I lived in Europe ]