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kinky dnd sounds super delicious (๑✧◡✧๑)

We’re still open to players joining! I’m trying to round out the third group currently!

I volunteer as tribute 😉

Now accepting volunteers to breed me🤞🏼

Call me a nerd, but I love each and every one of these ideas and want to see them become reality!

Why I should never ever do hypnosis porn

I often think about hypnosis in professional pornography. When it does come up in porn it is more of a quickly used excuse to get to the sex as Hypnotists are the new washing machine repair people. There are specialized people who do actually do real hypnosis based pornography but it is usually rather straight which often leaves me disappointed. So sometimes I jokingly consider making my own porn, before I realize that would be a horrible idea as I have a face utterly designed for radio and the ideas I have would be far too silly. Thus I present some of those ideas as proof of why I should never ever be let near the camera:

-Space Pirates Go!- A bunch of Space Pirates orbiting Gurlala-456 are hunting for treasure! But who will get the most? One pirate betrays the crew and starts sabotaging everything by hypnotizing them one by one. -Vanuatu’s Got Talent (Linking to Hypnosis and Sex)- Every other spin off exists, so why not this? Hosted in Vanuatu for tax purposes people can vote for their favorite person and things may or may not happen. -Karmen Rider: Trance- This is either hypnotizing people to think they are a Karmen Rider, or a Karmen Rider with hypnotic powers..Honestly I am surprised this hasn’t actually happened yet. -Homestuck- A totally original idea where hypnotists compete to see how many people they can keep stuck in chairs. -The Utterly Real Life Adventures Of A Hypnotherapist, This Is All True Honest- A fly on the wall show watching someone who is totally a hypnotherapist (they have a certificate and everything) sexually use clients they have put under. Because we all know if you were doing such a thing you would film it and put it on the internet, as that is an utterly flawless plan. -I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Subject- The antidote to hypnosis porn. The panel are once again given silly things to do. Features Collin Sell on piano. -Madam Mesmerique’s Marvelous Menagerie-A circus themed show where each act has a hypnosis theme badly shoe-horned Cleverly added in to give all the thrills of the circus with all the thrills of hypnofetish. (Note to self: Check if you can hypnotize a lion). -Morning Mesmerism- A hypnosis show with the hyper-active energy and aesthetic of Japan’s old “MiniMoni” Tv show. (I actually came very close to doing this at one point, worryingly close).

-La Mesmériser- A Hypnosis porn musical. The thrilling tale of a persons journey through Paris with only hypnosis and song to guide them. All in French. Free bread with each DVD purchase.

-Arkham Horror- A dark tale of hypnosis and fear. See people be pushed to the limits as the inmates take over the Asylum. Check if either DC comics or the Boardgame people will sponsor this.

-Hypno- It’s Clue just with finding who hypnotized who and doing it before you get hypnotized yourself. Will be known as Hypnodo in the UK. There will be Communism, but it will be a red herring.

-催眠のハイスクール- Each week join the wacky adventures at Muimina Academy as they try to navigate the perils of high school life and find that when your brigade leader is a fantastic hypnotist all sorts of weird things can happen!

I can think of some things you can do that don’t involve your brain at all. In fact, I can shut it off for you

I'm so bad at writing I'm too dumb to do anything 😋

Sounds like I should start sending you triggers when you’re in class 😉

Do you like it when Daddy's playing with your Clit through your undies

Ahhhh daddy loves it you're so wet

nnmmm >~< i get embarrassed when daddy plays with me in public ... but i like it no matter what @~@

If I were your personal trainer ghost I’d get you up at 6am daily.

But you wouldn’t get out of bed until 8.

Assuming your legs were still working then.

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

It’s like everyone’s reading my prep for the horny hypno D&D game 🤪

Making a girl believe she's caught in some very hypnotic tentacles that restrain and feel her up while she's helplessly hypnotized

Assuming you’re starting from not doing any of that, you should start seeing changes almost immediately. In the first couple of weeks, especially if you can maintain your calorie deficit and remain consistent.

Eventually, after a month or two the changes will slow down. You’ll have to start working harder, and cut more calories to adjust for the lost weight and your body learning to burn energy more efficiently.

Realistically, you should come up with a goal. Whether that’s a number on the scale, a body fat percentage, or a feat of fitness, and model your activities to achieve that goal.

Start with small changes that are more maintainable. This makes progress slower, but makes it easier to stick to.

If you can, find someone to do this with. It helps with encouragement and accountability.

Hope this helps!

i know it’s not really possible to tell just based off of a picture, and everybody is different, but if you had to guess, how long roughly do you think it would take for my body to change significantly and look much slimmer if i consistently:

exercise, mainly HIIT workouts and weight lifting

eat eggs/oatmeal for breakfast, chicken for lunch, and salmon for dinner

walk for at least an hour or 2 (i also wanna get into running)

swim once a week

i’m not trying to rush the process, i know i need to be patient, i’d just like to know if this is a decent plan (if there’s anything you would add or change, i’d really appreciate the feedback!) and roughly how long it’ll take to see a big difference if i stick with it.

3 or 4 months? more?

please let me know what you think! tysm!!

jjust realized ive been eding and listening to files for hours.i changed my tumblr theme and my browser theme and now they're both purple and pink. i love whn i find a little thing i can change that helps me brainwash myself. i feel so so so good

im literally like. proud of how good i am of my brainwashing. im proud of being such a good good ggirl and knwoing how to brainwash myself so good. . i can find all the things that make me want to goo deeper and get more needy and more brainwashed and wetter. knowing that i dint need to think i dont think for myself.

literally likes and reblogs and anon messages make me so fucking wet because im being good and brainwashing myself. and i know that you probably want me to be brainwashed so im doing something to make someone else wet and hard and needy maybe.

Who wants in on a horny hypno D&D game? I promise to hypnotize everyone into being on time, and give you all phantom sense triggers for when the succubi and incubi invade.