I Love It When Ppl Say ‘i Swing Both Ways’ To Refer To Being Bisexual Bc Then I Picture Pansexuals

OMG YES!! SO ITS FROM THE OPENING SCENE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER AND ITS LIKE MY FAVORITE SHIELD!!!

okay, so i'm the type of person who will buy anything that involves my special interest, and funds will allow, so when i saw captain america gummies, i bought captain america gummies.

AND THEN! i came to the realization that the blue raspberry shield gummies are totally just the stealth shield from CA:TWS and i'm a yapper so i obviously had to inform my family of this breaking discovery and i just don't think they were as excited as they should've been😔✋️ so now i yap into the void of tumblr bcs i gotta get this discovery off my chest. thank you for coming to my ted talk. (also completely unrelated, but damn sam wilson be hot)

I CANTTT😂😂😂😂😂😂

i was fine. and then now i'm crying again

SEBASTIAN STAN GOLDEN GLOBES 2025

sorry that this is literally me and my bestie✋️

Sambucky

story of my life

“He’s one of my favorite people I’ve ever worked with”

BESTIES

the cake as previously mentioned🧚🏻‍♀️

YEAH, WHAT THEY SAID ^ Happy birthday, Bucky!!!

og pic found on a post by @gay-jewish-bucky

Exo as shit my mom says

Xiumin: don’t worry about where I’m going, I’m grown

Luhan: *points to herself* this is what you have to look forward to

Kris: *dribbles basketball* you don’t know nothin about this, girl 

Suho: you should pray about it 

Lay: excuse me, you are never to old to give yo momma a kiss

Chen: of course you’re pretty, you’re my daughter tf 

Baekhyun: should I post this on Instagram??

Chanyeol:*old song comes on* oohhh snap! Whatcha know about this ce?? 

D.o: *at a restaurant* my spaghetti better than this huh 

Tao: so when are you gonna like my Instagram picture

Kai: you can’t dance? You get that from yo daddy side 

Sehun: damn that’s a fine ass white boy 

NO ONE TOUCH ME I’M