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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

Bruce Wayne gets invited on Jimmy Kimmel and reads mean tweets. They’re all from his kids.

knight and princess

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

everybody just latched onto “terf = enemy” and then never again put any thought into why that is, and what transmisogyny is, so they just make a big deal out of being an anti-terf instead of understanding the problem in the first place

au where childe meets bennett and after less than a day decided to join bennys adventure team and takes bennett to all his business trips as a toy seller because childe sees bennett like teucer and wants to protect him from all the evils

aka i demand a childe big bro agenda where he just essentially adopts bennett as one of his siblings

bennett prob finds out or knew that child was fatui, maybe not a harbinger, but he let childe think he didnt know

razor doesnt trust childe but seeing he treats bennett and even him with only the best in mind and with a bunch of care, he slowly warms up to him and childe just adds another to his collection of honorary siblings

childe finds it amusing how much the two stick close and are comfortable that he teases them about it

diluc has been more on alert because of childe being in mondstadt more often, even used his networks to make sure that bennett and razor werent in any immediate danger and while bennett vouches for childe to diluc, diluc still keeps an eye out but has for the most part let him be

there have been many encounters between them tho and childe will sometimes want to egg on diluc just for a fight

luckily kaeya is there to quite literally cool things down

then when childe meets fischl, listen, she reminds him a lot of tonia in many ways and indulges in the rp happily. he sees it as being back home and playing his role as the knight to protect his princess, and while the princess this time isnt his lil sister tonia, he plays along wholeheartedly

i just really need some childe and bennett being bros and childe murdering having a conversation with people who were mean to benito <3

PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.

Take Fremmy to the aquarium day !

Little Dick and his chips in Batman #54