Sometimes I Think About Gay People Who Lived Centuries Ago Who Thought They Were All Alone Who Imagined

I will forever be mad about the fact that Tim didn't intend on becoming Robin. He went to Dick TWICE. He literally did the one thing all kids are told to do (tell a trusted adult) and he STILL had to do it himself.

yall did it, i started good omens last night so its all downhill from here

i feel like he would also get a custom batman made one just to shoot at it, whether real or rubber bullets, paintballs, or any other ammo depends on the day

Jason has a life-sized cutout of Bruce Wayne in his apartment, and he argues with it a hell of a lot. When Dick dropped by one day and saw it, Jason convinced him of how cathartic it was. Dick brushed him off, telling him to find healthier coping mechanisms, only to go out and get one of his own.

maybe its the sleep deprivation but like-

klee: look brother albedo! theyre bat people!

albedo: klee, its not polite to point at people

klee: is there a place where klee can go fish blasting mr batman? *gasp* wait would u look to join klee to fish blast?!

robin: what is this fish blasting?

red robin: i think im a bit scared to find out

red hood: aw but shes such a cute kid *kneels in front of klee* how do we go fish blasting?

klee, with manic delight and pulling out a humpty dumpty: with this!

albedo, prepared to make shields: klee, dont set off bombs near people

nightwing, choking on his saliva: BOMBS?!

red hood, taking off his helmet and wiping fake tears: they grow up so fast

robin: you literally did not know of her existence till 30 minutes ago

batman: what am i even here for

au where everything's the same, momo just learns how to use guns

this has the same energy as that old trend where dog owners would make a circle with their hands, and their pup would come quickly and stick their snout inside the circle, content to have been of service. of what? no one knows, but everyone still appreciates it