I Know This Is A Joke But Omg Is It Accurate

Whenever he drives Damian anywhere he blasts I Fucked Yr Mom

Damian gets him back by bringing it up in front of Bruce

If nothing else good comes from the very cursed canon that Jason slept with Talia, at least he's allowed to make as many "I fucked your mom" jokes as he wants to Damian

all that i need is for percabeth to be in a situation where the only way they can make it out alive is if one of them can win over a group of monsters by telling a captivating and convincing love story. and it's just annabeth very dramatically and humorously reciting the first five books of the pjo series from her perspective. and the monsters are just eating it tf up. and percy's just facepalming so hard.

Fans now: Jason Todd is my fav Robin! I won't hear a word against him!

Fans in 1988: I want Jason Todd dead. Destroyed. Sleeping with the fishes, capiche? I want to see his corpse on the next cover. Oh, it's decided by popular vote? *Smacks the phone* Wanna bet your measly soul we're going to win by majority?

Fans in 1988 after Jason Todd was brutally murdered by the Joker:

haven't seen the anyone upload the best video of the welsh holiday horse skull yet

My brain produced a thought: Damian and Lian parent-trapping Jason and Roy. Lian notices how much happier her dad is with Jason around and comes to the logical conclusion of "well, if they married he would always be around, ergo my dad would always be happy".

Damian is tired of Jason constantly worrying over him after Talia specifically asked him to keep an eye on him and just wants freedom (and his brother to be happy, but shh, he doesn't need to know that). Lian and Damian meet in some sort of youngest justice summer camp get together with a bunch of other tween heroes where Roy and Jason help out and realize they have a common cause.

They spend the entire summer just setting up elaborate schemes to make them fall in love, but they're hilariously bad at it. It ends up working though, so they are convinced they're geniuses. In actuality, Jon who's been helping with their plot just got tired of running around trying to set up his friend's brother with someone else and just told them about it.

#tiny mighty and snarky PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1.02

I'm sorry, I'm supposed to believe that this charming, sweet boy is going to betray the entire camp, break Annabeth's heart, try to kill Percy, and wage a war against the Gods?

No, he's never done a single thing wrong in his entire life

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

Will turner Wednesday coincides with Percy Jackson series

Teeth painting, commissioned by my little brother.

Acrylic on Canvas board.

The reference photo I used was from Pinterest