My Dad, Trying To Explain The Concept Of Money To Me: Say You Have A Sandwich, And I Need Your Sandwich.

December 19th, 2018 - Four years since Korrasami is canon Thank you, Bryke. This will forever hold a very special place in our hearts.

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

jumping past elon's guards into his limo with him and saying "they call me the tesla model 3 the way I explode without warning" before pulling on the cord coming out of my jacket

i’m like a vampire in the way that you have to 100% confirm that it is okay for me to join into anything

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

mr gorbachev STOOOOP LMAO no seriously STOP IIIITTTT

Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good

being meguca is suffering kermit-san