Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*
Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!
Odysseus: what?- no-
Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!
Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-
Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!
I just made a wimpering sound like a dog- I SOUNDED LIKE A DOG!
Open!!
found this cute silly lil piccrew, so this marks the start of a brand new tag game!
tags!: @dustinheaven059 @damnashell @leilaniimi @stinkypoopoojirai69 @s0fi114 @rott3n-guts and anyone else who wants to join!
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They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me. They don’t deserve me.
I just threw the most DIABOLICAL things at Theseus (told him to kys, called him a wh0re, flipped off my screen(aimed at Theseus tho), etc :3) bc a comment on tiktok asked me what I think about Theseus (my tt is an Epic! Poseidon rp acc)
Uhm Poseidon, father, don't kill me😊
(For context, Theseus is Poseidon's son. THAT MOTHERFUCKERS KIDNAPPED HELEN BECAUSE HE "WANTED A DIVINE WIFE". SHE WAS LIKE 10 I THINK. Something was up with those ancient Greek myth writers cuz WHAT. (He also like outsmarted and k!lled a whole bunch of people))
Sign I found outside
Chat I just realized I've been interacting with blogs that are adults but I literally had adults dni in my bio- I'm so slow😭😭
I fixed it to "MINOR. (Dont be weird.)" So yeah, adults are fine on my blog just don't be weird😭😭
I finally got the app for Tumblr!!
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.
I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉
Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.
My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.
Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment.
I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺
Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.
So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.
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