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8 years ago

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

8 years ago

the signs as andrew jackson jihad lyrics

aries: i hate everything you do but i'm trying really hard to not hate you because hating you won't make you suck any less

tarus: rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you, rejoice despite this world will tear you to shreds, rejoice because you're trying your best

gemini: the big red bird that lives under the city doesn't give a damn about me and it dies every night

cancer: i am a blank page in a notebook waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks

leo: i like telling dirty jokes, and i like smoking crystal meth, but darling i love you

virgo: you don't know your own power, you don't know what you're worth, you don't recognize your valor, and until you do, nothing you do will matter

libra: i would finally meet my maker, i could meet the great creator, and i'd punch him for teaching me how to sing

scorpio: in this life we lead, we could conquer everything, if we could just get the brave to get out of bed in the morning

sagittarius: hope is for presidents and dreams are for people who are sleeping

capricorn: in fucking fact, mrs. robinson, the world won't care whether you live or die

aquarius: i wish i had a bullet big enough to kill the fucking sun, i'm sick of songs about the summer, and i hate everyone

pisces: i'll never fix your car, or find you another dead end job, so let's lay on this carpeted floor and draw with crayons


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8 years ago
Im Gonna Go Out On A Limb Here And Say….. Its Probably Wasps

im gonna go out on a limb here and say….. its probably wasps

8 years ago

It's me dude!

Holy Shit it is

8 years ago
US Rail Network Density.

US rail network density.

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rjs-always-sunny-blog - MY MOM THINKS IM KOOL
MY MOM THINKS IM KOOL

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