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friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns? me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans
A typical day of driving
Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia (1980)
Me.
me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
If you ever want to get to know me let me first tell you that one time I was watching It’s Always Sunny and I had to pee so I took my head set off and then started taking off my pants. What was my plan? Did I think I was going to pee right there? I just don’t know smh.
people who say they don’t like to read guess what you’re reading now idiot
Every time I have the opportunity to pee outside I will.
1977 || Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill on who should Leia end up with
I’ve never seen an angel depicted with a moustache.
With this post, I think I baroque the internet…
There's a angry man at the Burger Bar in Hoopa making threats
Police radio is boring but you never know when something juicy might pop Up
Police radio is boring but you never know when something juicy might pop Up
I’m, like, probably the weirdest guy in the universe, you know? Probably even weirder than someone from Saturn.
All the countries The Simpsons have visited, Canon and Non-Canon.
steve buscemi shall guide us through the astral plane