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*gives moriarty a chocolate doughnut* ((fatass))

wtf gang

So I just watched Sherlock Gnomes today (on HBO Go) and I think I may have found a new comfort character

This guy. This deranged plastic pie man who's basically just James Moriarty from the OG Sherlock Holmes franchise. I like his voice, design, personality, facial expressions, EVERYTHING (mainly his voice). I love him but at the same time I have the urge to just punt him like a football (or play with him the same way a dog aggressively plays with a chew toy)

Overall, I actually like this movie. I never saw it before (until now) and I only saw Gnomeo and Juliet and I think it's safe to say that I think this is even better than the movie that came before it (especially since it has better lighting and animation and it's not just lovey dovey romance and Elton John songs)

Anyways, that's the end of my ramblings. Hope ya'll enjoyed and stay safe, byeee!! ^w^

alrighty we're starting a night of no sleep off with stuff i like about sherlock gnomessssss!!!!! *sigh*

we're starting off this post with moriarty. i feel like he has a pretty deep character for how bad the movie is. like.. on one hand, he's evil. he wants to crush all the gnomes, get rid of sherlock, yadda yadda.

on the other hand, he doesn't seem rude to everyone. especially ronnie and reggie- i mean sure he bosses them around, but the trio does act like friends in some scenes. in the screenshare scene, i believe ronnie helps him do it, the three peering down at the screen. he's not cruel to either of the two, which i feel like you could expect him to be cruel if he had "henchmen" given his overall moral code.

so like.. the pie has two sides. i guess. I'M NOT TRYING TO EXCUSE HIS ACTIONS TRUST. but like.. idk. i think that i'd like to see a spinoff of what moriarty, ronnie, and reggie were doing in the time that sherlock and the gang were looking for clues.

and he's clearly not the cruel, dark moody type of evil. that doesn't really need to be clerified, obviously. he's meant to be a kind of giggly-insane type of villian. but like.. IFFFF he had a moral code, where do you think that line would be? he clearly doesn't have much problem smashing gnomes, but then again, he's never shown interacting with ANY of them besides sherlock, watson, and gnomeo. (does he talk to juliet?? i don't think he does but idk.)

another thing. imagine how great it would've been if moriarty crashed the spring festival thing in the garden at the end. just a thought.

haha another night of no sleep coming right up

my favorite dynamics in sherlock gnomes/ foreshadowing

when sherlock finds the clue with a nine on it, then says "a nine with a crack in it's leg." then sherlock later gets kicked in the leg LMAO.

"come dance with me, sherlock."

"moriarty.. come dance with me."

obviously.

the parallels between gnomeo & juliet + sherlock and watson. both gnomeo and watson are taken for granted by their partner, while juliet and sherlock are both so focused on other things (the garden, and moriarty) that they completely forget about their partner.

the references to elton john with tiny dancer. also the part where benny's like "ok, tiny d" and gnomeo says "don't call me tiny d." LIKE LMAO

also, a lot of movies try to straightwash villians that are VERY fruity (cough cough the joker) but like. they don't. at all. literally the rainbow text in moriarty's evil plan???? the rainbow sunglasses in the screensaver??? what an icon.

at the end of the day my fatigue with the joker (that i've had since high school good lord) is every filmmaker's need for him to be some sort of edgy commentary on society and anarchy when he's also just a silly, funky dude. like he CAN be the former but i need y'all to remember his roots as the latter. i'm tired of the repetitive takes, make him silly again

OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT. i love him too much for my own good it's not ok. they weren't even subtle with it they just like- the rainbow sunglasses, rainbow text in the video he made, "come dance with me" NOT SUBTLE AT ALL and i love it

Do y'all ever hyperfixate on something cringey and bad, and know it's cringey and bad, and feel genuine physical pain from the anxiety of simply considering looking it up to see if there's a fandom?

I'm not scared of being judged hahaha what do you mean

I luv drawin him sm I might explode

made this because i was sad and needed warm fansrt so i made it myself 😋

(note, this isn't mori manipulating watson, he's just really bored and jumped at the chance to shit talk sherlock)

Waiter!,i need more moriarty x sherlock art,i'm Starving!! (>_<)

YES SIR. i'll probably get it done by today BUT I HAD TO LET YOU KNOW NOW

fuck you chat im turning beetlejuice into sonic characters now