Rottingcherrywood - RottingCherrywood

Back in August when my girlfriend and I went to see the twenty one pilots concert I had my gf buzz my hair because it was getting way too hot, but before I buzzed it, it was like a shoulder length wolf cut kind of style with black on top and red underneath, so for the concert I literally went from having Josh’s haircut to having Tyler’s haircut

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

There’s a car next to us in my work parking lot that has a Taco Bell air freshener that says “I shit myself”

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

what were the odds they would put my favorite band for the musical guest when lin hosted. 10/10 service from snl

Ngl Heathens -> Next Semester in person was insane and I’m pretty sure I cried

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

Growing up I didn’t watch movies all that often but my girlfriend is making me watch all her favorite movies with her and it’s always kinda a jump scare when Debby Ryan pops up in one like girl where’d you come from?

it’s over my head… I DONT WANNA