Omg That’s Beautiful

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

You can only reblog this today.

in this house we do NOT tolerate Scaled and Icy slander

honestly forget all the time that joan of arc is a saint and that people like her catholicly instead of lesbianly or transgenderly or both

There’s a car next to us in my work parking lot that has a Taco Bell air freshener that says “I shit myself”

I give you forehead kiss. Mwah. Get out of here headache

getting a headache after crying your eyes out is so stupid. haven't i been through enough

it’s over my head… I DONT WANNA

Explaining the difference between joshler, rabler, trenchler, spookyface, and clancybearer is giving me flashbacks to Explaining ladynoir, marichat, ladrien, and adrienette.

I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more