I Love How It's Just Canon Now That Bill Is In Love With Ford.

Get a gaboon viper. Obviously I would have to handle it more than 30 minutes a month(water refill, feeding, bath time, cleanup) but I would feel a lot safer owning a venomous pet snake if I could have that little bit of a safety net.

If you could become immortal and invulnerable for 30 minutes once every month (it has to be all at once, you can't chop the time into smaller segments and use minutes separately), what fuckery would you commit?

My 20th anniversary is this year too.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

SELF-ISH MIKU

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

a hundred and fifty are born to see that to be a horrorscope master is my destiny!

i can’t wait to use this gif and unleash lil matt damon’s power on unknowing citizens

According to me Tallstar looks like this fucking idiot cat. This kittypet idiot is Rowdy and he's my kittypet.