The Real Will Wood (and Tapeworm) I Saw In My Dream Yesterday

One time when i was seven my mom had a vhs player and i found Jurassic Park. now I was a smart seven year old so of course I realized this obviously had dinosaurs. I love dinosaurs so of course I ask my mom "mommy, can I watch this?" And she tells me it's super scary and I'll regret it, but of course I'm like "I'm going to watch it anyway because it has dinosaurs in it" and i watched it and loved it

Abaddon and Stargazer!!

Now that Beastars season 3 is out, my obsession with the series has returned.

So like, there's this cat in my neighborhood. She's homeless, I have no clue if she has a owner. Every like is an agreement to call her caramel(her fur is caramel orange) and feed her. Can we get like, I dunno, ten likes. I'm not picky.

Look at this product of my sick and twisted mind.

This is exactly how I eat applesauce

This is Gus who gets applesauce as a treat for being a good boy

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I just wanted to add that hedgehogs are nocturnal and can see in the dark. Amy realistically would have no problem reading that clock.

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

well Jasper from Steven Universe does sound like an angry garbage disposal.

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

Sader and Chomper!

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????