i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
I got Quailwhistle which I'm now stealing for my fanfiction
spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix
as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)
This is the fastest I have ever slammed reblog
Some recent MLP art!! Including personal Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Flurry Heart designs!
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I think "the curve is fucked" kid should make an appearance. And his name should be Daniel.
out of curiosity, do you have any ideas for like reoccurring side characters or similar for idwtbamg?
or really just any sort of characters that we donβt already know about, i assume more would be needed to sorta βfill spaceβ if/when it gets picked up.
also fine if you just canβt say rn π
sidney the kidney girl
As a fellow artist who takes commissions, reblogging
semi detailed list of what i offer below!!!
payment i take at the bottom!!!
Feel free to dm me or ask for my discord to talk about commissioning me!!! also feel free to use my asks for any questions you have about my commissions!!!!!
the art below is an example of a full color rendered bust! which would be 20$ USD. Just the lines would be 15, i do not offer sketches though.
i will also do silly little stuff for 5$ USD!!!!
like these discord emotes!!!
i will also do character references!!!
one like these mostly full feral refs would be about 35$ USD. Something simpler with less detail or just lines would be closer to 20-25.
but if you dont want character reference lines you can ask for a base to color yourself!!!!
here is my rainwing f2u base for an example!!!! (feel free to use!! with credit!!)
An anthro reference like this would also be 35$ USD!!! A full body front and back with more detail would be closer to 40.
I LOVE doing these my little pony character drawing like this, if you want one they're 10$ USD because theyre so silly!!!
a full feral reference like this would be 40$ USD!!! with rendering wouldnt be any more because i dont feel like it :3
a sketch like this would be 15$ USD if i offered sketches!! if it were one character it'd be 10!! Lines would be 20, colored would be 25, and rendered would be 35!!!
the image below would be in that 25$ range!!!
(Whimsical does NOT belong to me!!!)
a headshot like these would be 15$ USD!!! Lines would be 8 and flats 10!!!!
i can only take Cashapp at the moment!!!! (im lazy...)
my cashapp is $CowMiller
Anthro semi full
lines - 20
flat color - 30
rendered - 45
Anthro full ref
lines - 30
flats - 40
rendered - 45
Feral semi ref
lines - 20
flats - 25
rendered -35
Feral full ref
lines - 25
flats - 40
rendered - 50
added characters will be +5$!
lines - 8
flats - 10
rendered - 15
Emotes/meme - 5
(i am willing to compress the emotes for you!!!)
Simple mlp - 10
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This is literally the plot of my friend's setting, The Slumber.
The zombies were hot on your tail when your βfriendβ had shut the door to leave you for dead. As you dreaded your gruesome fateβ¦ The horde just looked at you? One of them even somehow said βThatβs the 3rd time this week! Screw itβ¦ vengeance time?β
It's winter break, I'm relaxing at home with my family. I'll be going back to college in about a week. But for now it's good to enjoy my time home. I turn on my switch and open up PokΓ©mon Scarlet. All winter I've been working on completing the PokΓ©dex. But when I check the amount of PokΓ©mon I have registered, it's the same number as when I woke up yesterday.
"Did I forget to save?" I say to myself. Oh well, I can get that progress back easily. I play for a few hours, making sure I save the game this time, and go to say hi to my mom.
She's just scrolling Facebook, like usual when I go to say hi. We chat for a while, my cat, Wendy, sits on my lap while I pet her. Eventually I get bored and go to the living room where my brother is playing Kingdom Hearts two. He loves that game, so it doesn't surprise me that he's back playing the same level he played yesterday. He probably beat the game during the night and made his way back to it, or this is a different save file for a challenge run or something.
We talk while he plays, around 5 I do the dishes, he makes chicken and rice for dinner. We had that yesterday, but whatever. I'm just so hungry at this point that I don't care that he's making the same thing again.
The next day, I decide to have coffee with my mom before she goes to work. It's nice, but our conversation treads over some of the same stuff we talked about yesterday.
Later, I check my phone and get a discord notification that a friend sent me a picture. I check it, and it's the same art they sent three days ago. Discord is really bugging out.
I go back to the living room, and hang out with my brother while he plays the same Kingdom Hearts two level. A little weird, but I think nothing of it. He just loves this game.
This time, I decide to cook. I'm a little tired of chicken and rice, but chicken is all we have in the fridge so I decide to make chicken Alfredo. I make sure to put some ground turkey in the fridge from the freezer so I can make burgers tomorrow.
Maybe a week goes by like this. Then it's time for me to go back to college. I go to my mom's room, and I tell her "Hey, remember to take me back to school tomorrow."
She looks at me with a bewildered gaze. "What are you talking about? You don't go back to school for a week."
You got stuck in a time loop. Unfortunately, your life is so mundane and boring that you haven't noticed.
Some HTTYD art I drew. One is an adolescent Night Fury and the other is a Night Light.