Promise I’m Not Turning Into A Stranger Things Blog Lol 

choosing to believe ruby would chop her hair off when she's like 15 to spite sabrina 

ruby redfort sketches i did that i'm very proud of 'cause lauren child said she liked them, i will never stop bragging about this

its all i need in life at this point 

I would sell my soul for a ruby redfort tv show or film for two reasons

a) it’s an AMAZING book series and would work super well on screen

b) it’s not that well known and a movie/tv show would bring it visibility and make it more popular

clancy crew I'd die and kill for you

not a gilmore girls fanatic but Oh MY GOD

lane kim in 3x04 one’s got class and the other one dyes 

god 

A terrifying yet thrilling thought: Charlie Dalton meeting Ferris Bueller

The world would not be prepared for that epic crossover

hi!! for the character ask game, how about 28 + 11 for ruby, and/or 7 + 26 for hitch?

ahh yay!!

ruby:

11) What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character? a very stereotypically 70s looking ruby smartassing everyone she encounters. her doing everything she possibly can, all the time. banana milk

28) The most unnecessary thing they ever did? I mean if we're speaking literally then everything she did tbh, she was just going out of her way to do exactly what she was told to NOT do, but specifically?? maybe when she took Archie out with her to like, fight crime. like either leave the lemon at home or wait an hour its not that hard 😭

hitch:

7) A quote of them that you remember: i had to get my books out for this lol, i'm bad at remembering quotes. probably when he tells clancy to 'cut the churchboy act,' or something like in look into my eyes, when clancy is trying so hard to not ray ruby out. idk i just think its funny.

26) When do you think they were being "themselves" the most? I think when he's protecting ruby. like obviously he's pissed at her bc she's being stupid again, but he also like, cares for her?? he's a caring person and you can really see it in these moments, with these different aspects of his personality getting all wrapped up yk

stop killing characters for shock value and not plot value

and on this episode of ruby redfort is set in the 1970s...

mrs digby was very likely born in the Victorian era 😃

i think our problem is that we had all read “a series of unfortunate events” by the time we were ten

sometimes you have to ignore the canon timeline of ruby redfort and have clancy and elliot find a beanie boo with heterochromia and IMMEDIATELY buy it and give it to ruby. inspired by this exact beanie boo i saw at work last night. its name is heather.