Okay, 1: THAT ARTWORK WAS AMAZING!!! 😍♥️❤️🫶 And 2: What A Fantastic Headcannon, Every Serf

Okay, 1: THAT ARTWORK WAS AMAZING!!! 😍♥️❤️🫶 and 2: what a fantastic headcannon, every serf on the ship totally drinks their Lords' milk no question but I can see it being an open secret for the other legions and their serfs where Macragge's biggest export is milk and every ultramarine cruiser always has access to milk as others would water. I like the thought that's its like a less well hidden version of the blood angels and their own "special red wine"

And it's fuckin hilarious to imagine Leman grabbing on to Robuté's hair yelling "YE HAW RIDE 'EM ULTRABOY!!!" in his thick Norwich accent 🤣😆😂

Kudos to @moociaoafterdark for drawing that one fanart with Cato and the milkmaid.

Part of me feel like it has to go somewhere (the milk) and must be pasteurized but there (technically) human and aren't milked like real cows to an industrial level (then again the milk is coming out of Cato's nipples like a river stream, but then again it can be brushed off as transhumanism shenanigans) so there's no need for pasteurization. So... it's supposed to be ankin to regular cow milk and all but I like to imagine due to geneseed fuckery they can produce varying types of milk (i.e whipping/skin/non-fact/low-fat sort of milk)

On an unrelated note, do you think our good furry wolf leman russ ever tried to jump on romoote guillicow for the kick of it as a bipedal version of professional bull riding?

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3 months ago

I love your comics!!! They are always so adorable!!! They really help me through the day!!!

Wait if rat man is trans how did mouse woman get knocked up. Did they get a sperm donor. Wait can different species even interbreed in this world.

Four panel comic of Marriella, a mouse lady, and Rusty, a rat man. They are dressed in undergarments and kissing and cuddling between dialogue.

Mariella: Oh I love you so!

Rusty: love you too. 

Mariella: mmm, put a baby in me.

Rusty: Hehe, yeah

Mariella: I want one with your pointy nose, your bald tail....

Rusty: m-okay. This isn't doing it for me.

Mariella looks up at him pleadingly.

Rusty: oh, you were serious? You know I can't do that, right? 'Cause if the whole, no-balls, thing. Aw, don't give me those eyes.

Rusty: I mean, we can try...

Mariella looks satisfied.

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Rusty walks into a room with a magazine while Mariella knits.

Rusty: found a catalogue of donors. From "the Jackson Laboratory," sounds legit.

Mariella: oh!

The two of them open the catalogue together.

Rusty: see if theres an Olympic athlete. Or a rock star who never sold out.

Mariella: so this donor... is H-Homozygous for the lye-Lee-lymphopholiferstion spontaneous mutation and a model for systemic lupus erythematosus. ...Is that good?
Rusty: ah, these are all lab mutants. 

Mariella: I'd still love our baby even if they were a mutant. I'd just hope they'd use their powers for good...

Rusty: different kind of mutant, honey. Well, your last baby-daddy was just a regular guy, but the kids came out great!

Mariella: "regular" is relative. But you're right. But how are we gonna find the perfect regular guy?

Rusty: hmmm.
Rusty is tacking up a banner that says "BOYS NIGHT." An unnamed male rat approaches him.

Rat: if this is a Man-only boys night, why's your wife here?

Rusty: girlfriend. She's taking notes on the boys' speed, dexterity, inheritable illnesses...

Rat: why?

Rusty: to see who the best boy is.

Rat: oh, right on.
Mariella talks to a male shrew who is tossing a ping pong ball into a solo cup. 

Mariella: wow, you're great at beer pong!

Shrew: thanks! Actually, I quit drinking thanks to my coke addiction, and my aim has really improved with my adderall addiction.

Mariella: ah, so does addiction run in your family?

Shrew: dunno I could ask my parents, we see each other a lot.

Mariella: how sweet!

Shrew: yeah, ma sells me my adderall and pa sells me my coke.

Mariella: oh.

Shrew: oh! I guess my aunt had a porn problem.
Rusty sits on a couch chatting with a chipmunk. 

Rusty: semi-pro soccer, but you managed to avoid any crotch-related trauma? Nice.

Chipmunk: yep! I think I know what all these balls-related questions are really about... you and your wife are looking for a third!

Rusty: girlfriend. And no.

Chipmunk: a goalie, then?

Rusty: no.

Chipmunk: well if no one's gonna have sex with me right now, I'm out.

Rusty (thinking): he's a freak but I can't blame him for the misunderstanding.
Mariella speaks to a male deer mouse, her ex boyfriend. Neither is thrilled to see the other.

Ex: oh hey, didn't realize you'd be here...

Mariella: yep. It's my house.

Ex: so... is our little Manzanita still in ballet?

Mariella: Manzanita is in electronics club, Madera is in ballet!

Mariella (thinking): no more babies for him!
Mariella and Rusty sit closely, entranced, as a rather stately Kaibab squirrel tells them his life story.

Squirrel: after I saved her son's life, I was inspired to pursue my doctorate in cardiopulmonary surgery in underserved communities. Alas, I had to move back home to care for my aging father, who, like my grandfather and great-grandfather, lived long and healthy lives. At home, of course, I discovered a passion for sustainable lumber... of course, all that is nothing compared to my greatest accomplishment of all...

Rusty&Mariella (both thinking): he's perfect!

Squirrel: I'm a two-time survivor of testicular cancer.

Mariella and Rusty look a bit disappointed.
After the party, Rusty and Mariella have collapsed into their bed, looking tired and disappointed. 

Rusty: that was a bust. And we need to clean the bathroom before your cousin drops the kids off. How do grown men have worse aim than schoolchildren?

Mariella: truth be told... I didn't want any of their babies. I wanted yours.

Rusty: Mariella... if you'll still have me, they'll be mine, just like the ones we already have.

Mariella: I know... but little ones with your handsome pointy nose and your handsome bald tail would just be so cute!

Rusty: I'm sorry...

Mariella: wait! Don't you have brothers?

Rusty: yeah, like ten. Why?
Rusty and Mariella stand next to a phone. They both look a little high strung.

Rusty: what am I supposed to say? "Hey bro, I need your sperm? Nothing weird, my girl just wants to get pregnant?"

Mariella: do not say that! Just tell him you want to grow your family, and it'd mean the world to you if he could be a part of that?

Rusty: it's ringing. Um, hey bro. I need your sperm. Nothing weird. My girl wants to get pregnant. 

Mariella: Rusty...

Rusty: My bad, I panicked.

Mariella: it's okay. What did he say?

Rusty: dunno. Went to voicemail.

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4 months ago

Fuckin love the colour pallet!

Made A Coyote Version Of My Fursona And Added Some More Schtuff

made a coyote version of my fursona and added some more schtuff

1 month ago
Also A Poem From The New, Unreleased Collection. Very Possibly My Own All-time Favourite.

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

1 month ago

OMG I fuckin love this 😍❤️

I can totally see it, and in the RH au that could then still lead to a super similar 40k outcome, still super religious but far more grifting.

Eldarphobic Lion, but it's him reuniting with Moira and realising she is "lovers" with, not just an eldar, but a DARK eldar... And the two met in Commorragh, so at least some torture did take place.

But, of course, Moira stops him from hurting Neaera. She is good now, the two of them are with the Ynnari, the very ones that helped resurrect uncle Roboute! So Lion now had no choice but to glare DAGGERS at Neaera, while catching up with his long lost niece. Any time the poor eldar girl does anything wrong, Lion just goes:

Eldarphobic Lion, But It's Him Reuniting With Moira And Realising She Is "lovers" With, Not Just An Eldar,
1 month ago

In the modern AU, anytime MalcEmps do anything lovey-dovey infront of the primarchs most of them collectively groan, except for sanguinius who "Awwws".

Then Malc hits them all with the classic "What? Well, how do you all think you were made?"

Lowkey, surprised by how tender and loving MalcEmps are with each other compared to what I've seen them portrayed by the fandom (art and memes, fics were a different story)

The fandom, when I was just getting started half a year ago, gaslit me into believing the two were a dysfunctional relationship at best and were more like to co-workers that fucked each other sometimes.

Cue me reading books/short stories where the two interacted and now I can easily imagine them cuddling on the couch, while discussing the fate of humanity. I can easily imagine them making exceptions for each other, knowing things about each other no one else does (which is canon). I can imagine them doing simple domestic things in times of peace or maybe in something akin to a Modern AU. I can imagine them being lovey dovey and genuinely devoted to each other.

The two versions could coexist. And I'm not saying there isn't a certain comedic charm to the fandom version of their relationship nor that it shouldn't exist (because that would make me a hypocrite, I do enjoy that version to a certain degree and controlling how people engage with fiction is. Bad. Ew. No). I'm just laughing about the whiplash I got when I was introduced to the ship through the memes on Tumblr just to get to them in the actual books and find out that the two are genuinely peak queer romance to me.


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2 months ago

I always wanted a tattoo but didnt know of what... NOW I KNOW!!!

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2 months ago

I don't like being called out like this! 😳😤

"You're like a sister to me" to most people: Relationship killer, friendzoning to the highest degree

"You're like a sister to me" to perverted trans fems: One of the hottest most intimate things you could possibly say


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3 months ago

Horus before the Heresy:

It Was Too Hard To Pick So Mizrak Went For Double: Sleeping With A Male Vampire 🤷‍♀️

It was too hard to pick so Mizrak went for double: sleeping with a male vampire 🤷‍♀️


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2 months ago

Okay, I wanted to try actually doing some depraved art. Thanks to all my moots for finally pushing me over the edge.

Okay, I Wanted To Try Actually Doing Some Depraved Art. Thanks To All My Moots For Finally Pushing Me

I call it

"Fulgrim and her failed Ferra clones"

She had Fabius make her clones of Ferra, but none matched the original. But why be wasteful?


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