Don't You Love When Ur Stress Toy Is Regenerative. Don't Mind The Tears. She Asked For It.

So I have an ongoing series for making the Fem Primarchs into monstergirls. Here are my finished pieces in the project so far

More Fem Lorgar(Aurelia) cause im slowly falling in love with her!

Damn, here I thought that was just me. Always thought I had a great childhood, but then when I moved away and that began happening.

The two reactions I remember most were, when i shared a childhood storyi thought was normal and funny only for my one coworker to look at me dead in the eye and say, "Why are you always so depressing"

Or when we're all sitting outside on a hot day after the fire alarm went off in our office, and i started popping tar bubles. I looked to my supervisor and said if he remembered doing this as a kid and he looked at me kinda sad shook his head and said "no, no. I think that just might have been u" in the most sympathetic way.

at least some of these haven’t been posted here yet.

Okay so I'm sitting here waiting for the wash on my mini to dray and I started thinking

(Aplogies to any non Fnaf fan followers, my old love once more resurfaces and is taking hold)

But I have to say the FNAF movie was kinda a B- (I know the most Luke warm take), but I have to tell someone this idea i had so ur all my victims.

The Movie, fantastic casting, literally couldn't have been better. The special effects? Phenomenal!! The fact they got Jim Henson company to help make the animitronics was a ture stroke of genius (I'm biased as I adore practical effects) but the writing? Eh.

I know that's not groundbreaking comitary/ nothing no one else had said. But, and I know I'm not the only one to think this, but this would have been a phenomenal TV show/ series.

A thriller series that follows the mad man Wiliam Afton himself (still played by Mathew Lilard) in a Dalmer/Breaking Bad/ Hanibal style.

Or we could follow Henry Emily and see from his point of view in an open secret cat and mouse game with William.

But also have a b plot that flashes to "the present" with grown-up Michael tracking down and cleaning up his father's messes. All in an attempt to save his brothers soul and stop both his dad and his sister.

I definitely want Elizabeth/Baby to be an over arching villain for Mike in the present, Think Sister location esque (season 1 - 2a)

Also, it'd be so fun to get someone who Matthew has really good chemistry with to play Henry Emily. Because you know, before all the child murder and burning alive, they were as close as could be (I always liked to think of them as platonic soul mates, or maybe more) but yeah maybe a 3-4 season show, though I could see it being a tight 2 seasons if written right.

Also, the same practical effects are absolutely nessasary, and I really need them to change the spring locks back to how they're described in cannon because that is way scarier than whatever the fuck the FNAF movie claw ribs have.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

MY TIME LINE IS SO BLESSED TODAY!! ITS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED!!!!!! 😭😭😭😍♥️❤️🥰🥹🥹😭🥰

Its bedtime and the emperor is forced by all his now children sons to be tell a bedtime story

A chorus of little voices overtook the room.

"Story! Story! Story!

"I want a story!"

"Yay! Story!"

"A different one that last time, please!"

"No story, no sleep!"

"I'm not even tired!"

"I'm sleepy..."

"Please, please, please, can we have a story?"

Leman screamed, "Ssssstttooooorrrrrrrryyy!!!"

The emperor pressed a finger to his lips and hushed the room.

"Alright, alright," he said calmly. "One story, and it's off to bed."

"Yes!" Horus pumped his fist, and Magnus quickly did little claps.

"Tales of Ursh." Lion insisted.

Perturabo side-eyed him, "we just heard that one."

"What about a story about you!" Lorgar offered, staring up at his father.

"How about one of my favorites that's new for you?" The Emperor offered.

Cheers confirmed it.

"Is it boring?" Jaghatai asked.

Mortarion shyly asked, "Is it scary?"

The Emperor took his hand and led them to the viewing room. With so many of them, it was easier to have the book displayed on a screen as they huddled around him.

"It is called 'The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents' by Terry Pratchett. A masterful writer of ancient Terra."

Magnus lit up, "Oh! I've read some things by him before! They were good!"

As the emperor sat on the couch, Fulgrim climbed up, "Is this a funny story?"

"Yes," their father assured.

"Who is Maurice?" Ferrus inquired. "Is he human?"

"He is a talking cat."

"And he educates rats?" Asked Roboute with wide eyes.

"They also talk."

Rogal frowned, "Animals don't talk."

Vulkan did his happy dance, "I'm excited!"

Angron shuffled his feet, "Will I like this story?"

The emperor nodded and pulled him into his lap. Horus sat next to his brother. Fulgrim was next to the Emperor's side. Sanguinius sat atop his shoulders to not bend his fluffy wings. Lorgar always wanted to be as close as possible and wedged himself between the emperor and the couch, resting his head on his shoulder. Konrad and Corvus were on his other side and under his arm. Lion. Leman and Angron sat at his feet. Roboute sat on his knee. The others were settled around him, cuddled up with each other. He knew Alpharius and Omegon would be under the couch by now, peering out.

The screen flickered to life with the first page of the book. An illustration was with it. Some of the boys "oohed" and "aahed" as they saw it.

He began reading, and they all sat as the story enraptured them.

LETS GOOOOO!!!!! He's so freaking adorable!!!

Hunky Plague Marine voted Cutest Living Corpse over Emperor of Mankind, Loyalists seething

I love this head cannon and now fully accept it!!! And I kinda wanna paint a cow pattern marine 😆 🤣

I'm not a Space Marine player, even less an Ultramarine player, my army of choice is the Adepta Sororitas (with faith and fire 🙌🙌🙌) so.. I ask, with no judgement in my heart.

What the fuck is happening in the Ultramarine tag right now.