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Uhm. Hello hermit nation🫣

the ending to martyn’s recent episode was wild, didn’t know the sheep were violent like that

tried to imitate the game quest ui design featuring molly’s sheep’s… unusual quest.

iyk the ref from martyn’s sprite yk ;]

individual sprites + a bonus here

Imma getting pizza tonight, feeling good.

Congratulations! You’re our Lord now :3

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i've come to make an announcement. docm77 is a bitchass motherfucker. he killed my fucking horse. that's right, he took his goatass fucking dumb warden machine out and he killed my fucking horse and he said his machine had "80 wardens ready" and I said "that's absurd".

so i'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: docm77, you got a small storage system, its the size of this cottagecore build except way smaller. and guess what? here's what my storage system looks like. that's right baby, all beautiful, no redstone, no overcompensating, look at that it looks like a painting.

he killed my horse so guess what? i'm gonna send him to skyblock. that's right this is what you get, MY SUPER SKYBLOCK SENTENCE. except i'm not just sending you to skyblock, i'm gonna go higher, I'M SENDING YOU TO EXILE SKYBLOCK. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT XISUMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

you have twenty-three hours before the judge's gavel hits the fucking sound block, now get out of my fucking sight, before i increase your sentence again.

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i've not been super into hermitcraft recently, but i just started watching misadventures and i really like it!

I Must talk about holywater they are everything to me rn. dragon meets angel…

tr!water wants to regain the draconic aspects she’s seemingly lost due to her transformation into a human princess, like her appetite. she is hiding amongst the dwarves waiting for the day she can slaughter them all. from day one she never had a problem with !bad’s murderous tendency or villainous reputation bc she is the exact same and knew from the start they were similar. !bad helped her become stronger, restored her flight with an elytra, and they spent quality time together. he became her best friend

!bad keeps losing people and the game doesn’t feel fun to play anymore. this millennias old creature is lonely and feels like he can’t be open with anyone -> enter tr!water who in this short time of knowing him has been incredibly observant, patient, and figured out exactly the way he is. and most of all— genuinely cares for him. took him home when he was drunk. bodyblocked him when he didn’t defend himself. went to check on him when he sat quietly in the corner.

they revealed some of their greatest secrets to each other which no one else knows (for !bad this is crazy because he never reveals things!! water is obvs important to him) and they agreed to go on a murder rampage together when the time comes..

an angelic omen of death and a dangerous, cunning dragon. these rather twisted creatures both know the feeling of staining your hands & teeth with blood, to lie about yourself, and be all alone. they have found kindness and companionship in each other <3