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When is it my turn to be literally anything other than the heroes sidekick that loves them? When does “shes in love” turn to “i’m in love” like bro I’d be so good at pretending to be in love. Apparently I’m good enough to be a simp every time we do a show but never enough to actually get the guy/girl.
Happy birthday raccoon !
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
The Last Of Us core.
Hehehe traumatising my OC is so fun
Hahah your adoptive father is ✨dying✨
Punching nazis is my favorite hobby.
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!
Death
Ask away, folks!
A nickname of mine
An embarrassing story.
A turn-on
A turn-off
Something I look for in a partner
About my best friend
About my worst enemy
About someone I think is cute
About someone I think is smart
About someone I think is funny
About my crush
About my parents
About my siblings
Something I like about my body
Something I dislike about my body
Something I like about my personality
Something I dislike about my personality
A quote I live by
My favorite book
My favorite movie
My favorite food
My favorite drink
A talent I have
An unusual talent I have
One of my favorite followers
A fictional character I relate to
My favorite book I read for school
My favorite play
A childhood memory
My best birthday
An embarrassing secret
A little known fact
A time I made a mistake
I time I succeeded
My favorite sport
My favorite video game
My favorite non-video game
My favorite band.
My favorite song.
My favorite animal.
I pet I have.
My favorite Halloween costume.
My favorite piece of clothing
My favorite TV Show
Who I want to hug
Who I want to kiss
Who I want to punch
Something I want to do before I die
Something great I’ve already accomplished
Anything! Make up your own
richard goranski
Mila or Mike? What do you see? Its the dress situation all over again, we can’t stop arguing over it.
"I'm straight" Wrong! Using my faggot powers to gay-ify you 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈👨❤️👨👨❤️👨👨❤️👨👨❤️👨🏳️🌈👨❤️👨👨❤️👨👨❤️👨👨❤️👨👨❤️👨👨❤️👨👨❤️👨🏳️🌈👨❤️👨
I’m stra- WRONG! Faggot bomb!! 💥💥🏳️🌈💥🏳️🌈🚬🏳️🌈🏳️🌈💥🫃🏳️🌈👨❤️👨🚬🚬🏳️🌈💥
when the function so boring you gotta pull out this combo
Puppy boy with a hot dog? Call that a dog eat dog world
Guys I drank code red and then violently all my muscles tensed up within a minute, the squip is fighting back
Just chugged energy drinks with my buddies and it came out of my nose and then I couldn’t stop laugh and I almost threw up. Very fun. Haven’t breathed so good in years. 10/10 recommend.
wet rat
I’m not manifesting I’m dogifesting
when u find out ur “different music tastes” actually each have their own names and pronouns
- 🔪
dear evan hansen: “SQUEEEEEEEEEE OMG MY CRUSH ZOE IS SO CUTE!!!!! AND I HATE THAT MEAN JARED!!!!”
be more chill: “ok jeremy now hit the second tower”
im tired give me a break yall
Shuffles feet 💔 hello bmc community ‼️ I humbly present: nervous dog Jeremy heere
"Why do I feel sick" my brother in christ you have a chronic illness
barking as loud as i can in the middle of the woods would fix me i think
Fang phantoms, where are my fangs? They’re there but also, huh??
i love richard goranski so much UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E 😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭ue💧ee😭🥺💧ue🥺e e e😭 e💧🥺😭 Uueuuue💧💧ue😭🥺ee e🥺🥺😭eUE💧🥺💧EEE💧💧😭U E🥺😭 EE H💧🥺😭 E EUU💧🥺😭UUEHH🥺💧😭EUEH🥺😭💧💧ue e😭😭 eeeeee💧💧💧uu🥺😭hh😭🥺 uUEEE🥺😭💧uuuue💧😭🥺😭
But meeeeewwwwwwmmmmm
are y'all ok
I’m doing alright, tired, impulsive suicidal tendencies, but okay in general, trying to stay busy. Thanks for asking <3
group suicide starts in 5 minutes