Im So Delulu Bc I Fully Believe That My Fictional Crushes Would Love Me And Not Try To Kill Me

@dumbboywithinternet

THIS how close i'm trying to be with my man

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The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

currently eating this shit up ngl

Okay so someone requested a hc of Jack giving the reader a drink that had aphrodisiac added and the brainrot it's given me-

First off gonna say, Jack had brought this topic up before. At the time he'd presented it as a sortve 'what if' and didn't even mention such magical artifacts existed. So this is some where consent had been given and stuff because yes Jack's an ass but he's not that big a dick

So, with that in mind, the fact Jack had gotten a new magical item but wasn't immediate showing it to you or even saying what it was? Sure was suspicious of him

By that night at dinner the thought had escaped your mind and plus Jack had started the dinner by giving you your food and waited before starting to talk about the artifact

The food itself wasn't anything new or spicy, yet you felt yourself growing hot. Leaving you to take your coat off to try and cool yourself some what, no longer able to focus on Jack's words even

Focus only coming back when he thanked you for testing the aphrodisiac out for him, eyes shimmering with mischief and face adorned with a smirk

Oh. Oh this all made sense then as you looked to him and he burst out laughing to teasing about how the food must've just been bad that night

Unfortunately however he didn't say what the aphrodisiac had been put in so to try and cool off you drank more of your drink and stood up to do something

Granted decision making wasn't easy with how much need you felt building inside yourself, mind clouding with lust for the man infront of you

Taking another swig of your drink to try and think Jack then finally admitted that's what he'd put the substance in, and that the more you had the worse the effect

Oh that smirk on his face as he said this so sure of himself, you probably would've killed him if it wasn't for the drinks effect and one clear idea forming

Quiet you began to remove your clothes and approach him, much to his confusion, before finally pulling him into a kiss

Somehow Jack was shocked by this outcome, not expecting you to act like this, and so he paused before pulling you closer and trying to tease how needy you where acting

His words where cut off as your hands explored his body and quickly worked to release his half hard dick, barley prepping yourself either before getting him inside you. His groaned response all you needed

Using him for a leverage of sorts you quickly began to ride him at a brutal pace, obscene noises of satisfaction leaving your lips before you pulled Jack into another kiss

Your hands once again at work to begin somewhat stripping him as well, beginning to kiss down his neck

He tried to take some control of the situation but he could do little besides jut his hips to meet your own low whines and pleas to slow down even a little leaving his mouth along with moans of pleasure. Your hands pulling his hair only worsening these sounds

It didn't feel like anytime passed either before his overestimated whines greeted your ears and exhaustion starting to set in for you both as the heated want you felt started to slowly subside

Finally feeling the artifacts effects starting to wear off you slowly moved yourself off Jack to look at the sight you'd left him in

Sweat, cum, and the occasional tear seeming to ruin the suit he'd worn that day, even if it was half off him by now. His body flush besides the love bites you'd left on him

With dinner forgotten and both of you more tired then you'd care to admit Jack learned his lesson.

The artifact was the real thing and great to save for later

HELLO!!! If you’re doing mutant mayhem request, I was wondering if you can do Mutant mayhem boy’s with a S/O who’s really good at acting, dancing etc but their to shy to show it off?

THANK UUUUU

-stars

OMG OFC!!!!! i love writing for the mm boys sm sorry if this is short btw im tired asf

Mutant Mayhem Boys x G/N Reader (Sfw)

tw: none

Leo

tbh hes pretty impressed when you tell him you can dance and act

he gets why youre shy about it but tries to help you come out of your shell (pun intended)

encourages you to do interpretive dance as a hobby 100% but will be okay if you do something else instead

he can act too but doesnt usually need to (hes secretly a theater kid at heart)

will learn how to dance so he can dance with you <3

Donnie

if he walks in on you dancing or acting he tries to leave as quietly as possible as to not embarass you (he stays for a minute and watches you as you do it bc its super cute to him)

hes good at acting and does it alot (tech kid for theater so he picked up some stuff from that plus masking his autism)

he can dance too btw but he refuses to admit it

if you catch him dancing hed get embarassed but trusts you to be nice about it

if he catches you dancing he records it (secretly) so he can watch it later and do lots of research if its a style he hasnt seen before

Raph

secretly loves dancing but he wont admit it or tell you until youre further into the relationship

makes fun of you lightheartedly if he catches you acting out somthing but makes sure you know hes joking

if he goes too far in his jokes he makes sure to comfort you as much as you need and makes note of what he shouldnt say next time

he has donnie do research on dance for him (lowkey lazy tbh) so he can seem smart about it

Mikey

cant dance or act but learns how to dance so you feel less shy about it

loves to watch you act thongs out because he finds it interesting

tried to learn how to dance once to impress you but he ate shit and you caught him and he got really embarassed

him: *falls*

you : "wtf was that" *walks to the noise*

him :

you : "oh"

@dumbboywithinternet here have this

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

i love her so im not complaining

You have to marry the last fictional character in your camera roll: how screwed are you? (tag game)

I got.....Mark Hoffman (oof ouch)!

oh so i am gonna DIE die.

Tagging (no pressure babes!!): @rottent33th @the-pinstriped-hood @bluecoolr-main @thepastelhobbit @crotchrottt @slaasherslut @texaschainsawslvt @khruschevshoe @voidfromouterspace @goldrose-star @myers-meadow @britany1997 @devil-doll13 @6lostgirl6 @meerawrites

YPU DID THAT SO FAST IM- RABUDLY EATS IT

I am also coming out to reveal I am wall anon because you seem cool and know we cannot become better friends wiry me always on anon 🧍‍♂️

Aniwai ilysm pookie that fanfictipn rizz worked on me🤭/p (dms totally aren't like always open if you ever wanna chat hahah jk..unless?/hj)

i knew you were my wall anon bc youre always the first to like my posts when theyre requests <3 (i stalk my own notes religiously) im happy you like my writing and i have to feed wall anon something so i write fast asf lol and ofc i wanna be friends with you, you seem super fun tbh!! my dms are always open so ye!!

i miss wall anon

Michael Myers (RZ adaptation) Dating headcanons *sfw and nsfw*

Requested: no

Tw: smut, mentions of knifeplay and other taboo kinks

Sfw headcanons

We all know he doesnt talk so if he wants something he scribbles it down on a piece of paper or whatevers avaliable

Hes not a huge fan of being touched without him initiating it first unless hes having a good day but those are few and far between (especially around halloween) so try and keep your hands to yourself

He wont comort you much if at all unless youre really struggling with something, the most you can expect from him is a hand on your shoulder and a head tilt

If you cook for him he will love you forever because of it

Speaking of cooking, he definently prefers savory or sweet

If you really like music he will listen to it with you unless its really loud or fast paced

if you like soft rock then good news, so does he! hes okay with any music honestly and wont judge you (too much) for your preferences

if you dress alternatively you can expect him to bring you clothes/accessories from his victims as a gift! it makes him happy if you wear his gifts around the house and in general

he will let you kiss him without his mask eventually, but for a while he wont take off his mask or lift it up for you (i hope you like kissing rubber)

Nsfw headcanons

hes definently packing, like 9-10 inches at least

he goes hard and fast and lasts 6-7 rounds back to back

he will fuck you anywhere anytime

doesnt enjoy using toys in general unless you ask beg him to let you use them but he only lets use them on yourself

will not let you top him like ever, he likes being in control of you in bed

hes into knife play, blood play, dacryphyllia (crying), overstimulation, cnc, biting

loves watching you fuck yourself, especially if you dont notice him at first