Gremlin Stitch

Freddy: why should I let you escape

Quentin: *hands him a card*

Freddy: this is a get out of jail free card from monopoly

Quentin: yes

Freddy: you got lucky this time. have a good night

squad squat

I didn’t think there was anything wrong with this picture when I first looked at it

“I’m a goddamn onion, Mason.” 

Alex and Frank bickering like an old married couple is all I ever needed.

me: ima talk to this guy and start a nice chat

mind: he will hate you and never talk to you again you better not you to weak to even do it

me: k

Carl: Every time an artist dies, God lets them paint the sky. 
Carl: I can’t wait for my turn. I’m going to paint dicks. 
Markus: … Source: Tumblr

When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right

*always sunny theme* “Freddy gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter”

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