Hey So Please Don't Approach Me When I'm On My Period, I Want To Carve Out My Uterus With An Icepick

I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships

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blog basis: main blog, so all sorts of things will be on here!

what to expect: possible rants, criminal minds posts, multifandom posts, music suggestions, random thoughts, (hopefully) funny posts, art!

format: browns, dark reds, beige, darker browns, black!

shows: house md, criminal minds, friends, dear white people, b99, the queens gambit, gossip girl, cunk on earth!

books: god I haven't read any paperbacks in ages. tvd (pls no judgements), pjo, i'm writing a book!, skulduggery pleasant, ALL JODI PICOULT BOOKS SHE IS INCREDIBLE!

personality: imagine three chipmunks in a trench coat. a lot of them, all of which have chewed lightbulbs and are high on caffeine, unknowing to the outside social world. that is me!

rice purity score: 83...virginity is a social construct!

songs: too many to count but the one i can think of right now would be 'kiss me' by sixpence none the richer!

study field aspirations and ambitions: psychology/criminology. ironic i know!

things i like: spencer reid, trinkets, pinterest, thrifting, gum, headphones/earplugs, music, intellectual conversations, infodumping, rings, did i mention spencer reid...

favourite criminal minds episode: 'the lesson' cliche ik but it creeped me out the most of any episode. that comes first, then the episodes with the twins because what the fuck!

things i do NOT enjoy: having chipped nails, unevenly lined up desks, losing things, joint aches, seasonal depression, dog-eared book pages, sociopaths and loud noises!

philosophy i believe in: multiverse theory, call me crazy but go ask quantum computing over there!

mbti: ENTP fav food: sushi, basic ik but i will never not love sushi!

random fact: octopus have just over 500 million brain neurons, so this makes them incredibly intelligent. they can solve some puzzles and occasionally use human tools as well! spirit animals: an echidna. also the three chipmunks in a trench coat I mentioned before.

brief summary: i like a bunch of stuff and that's all i can compile right now! (i'm cool i promise)

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lyrics:

Two lovers entwined pass me by But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now I was looking for a job and then I found a job And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now

In my life, why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die?

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-a.

look i know garcia is very chatty and can easily get pulled down rabbit trails but i also think she’s the type of person who once she gets really focused on something, she’s just completely unaware of anything else. Like she loses all sense of time, totally forgets to answer anyone’s messages (which definitely hurts morgan’s feelings until he remembers she’s probably sucked into a 4 hour video essay about a game that’s never even been released), and forgets to eat or sleep. so of course morgan makes a routine of checking in on her when she goes off the grid, bringing her snacks or dragging her away from her screens or kissing the top of her head and telling her it’s time to get some sleep.

Pt 1

house is gay in a “i woke up one day and i realized i like men” way while wilson is gay in a catholic guilt repressed tormented fighting demons denial suffering mentally ill kind of way

jemily makes me SICK

When will it be my turn to be put down like a sick dog

i can't find my fucking eyemask I need that thing to sleep it's a part of my carefully structured sleep routine and yes I have spare ones but that one is my favourite

followed myself on my spare account but i didn't follow myself back so now i just feel like one of those people who think they're too good to follow people back even though they have like 10 followers

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sorry my ASS fuck you tumblr