My Favourite British Staple

but... shrimp is bugs...

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

can we start referring to normal things people do like superpowers?

Sure, you ate raw chicken and threw up, but you could say you consumed the untamed fruit of the red junglefowl, absorbing its power and thus gained the ability to reguritate acid from a large sac within your abdomen.

You remembered something? Nuh uh, you used your gift of aftsight to gather knowledge of prior events.

You blew something away? C'mon, we know that was actually your ability of blasting high pressure air from a special orifice on your face in order to push inconveniences out of your way.

Illager vs Piglin

5th one is so rengoku core

edit: upon further inspection, that was rengoku. i'm an idiot.

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Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.

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i'm on bluesky now

if you want me to actually post, i've got the same name on there

i post several times a day so if you want me to speak my lovely little gay mind then woohoo

also i post a lot about food or eating so uh