Goodnight Mrs Missile (i Transed Your Heat Seeking Missile)

??? this 20yo beefing with the kid half his age

get kissed idiot

Illager vs Piglin

This is making me cry

If you react to lgbtq related things (including trans people, we're a part of it. Get over it, you "lgb movement" losers) with hate (for example, saying "ew" or "no" or "wrong" under a comic about link and zelda both being trans. Real thing I just saw) THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON TUMBLR.MOTHERFUCKINGCOM YOU CAVEBRAINED INCEL!! TUMBLR IS LITERALLY KNOWN AS THE GAYEST WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, LEAVE!! (see what I did there? It's the thing bigots always say to us when we complain about being oppressed and killed) THIS COMMUNITY DOESNT WANT YOU SMELLY HATEFUL INGRATES HERE ANYWAYS!! Go back to Twitter and give elon the spin cycle mega suck 3000 like you always do.

“Golly Gee…I wonder where I’m going to sit!!!”

“Heyyyyy!!! Fresh Meat!!!”

“Uh? Hi?”

“Come sit over here babygirl…”

“…Why, thank you!”

“Wow…is my bestie looking out for me by calling me over a malewife? I’m gonna have to thank her…”

“You….You can call me Mommy if you want…”

“Re…Really? You really mean it?”

“Oh that fucking BITCH….I CALLED DIBS on THAT ASS…”