I Have Been Waiting All Year To Post This.

the british

we hebben een serieus probleem.

Por que

5th one is so rengoku core

edit: upon further inspection, that was rengoku. i'm an idiot.

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You leave my wife alone.

can we start referring to normal things people do like superpowers?

Sure, you ate raw chicken and threw up, but you could say you consumed the untamed fruit of the red junglefowl, absorbing its power and thus gained the ability to reguritate acid from a large sac within your abdomen.

You remembered something? Nuh uh, you used your gift of aftsight to gather knowledge of prior events.

You blew something away? C'mon, we know that was actually your ability of blasting high pressure air from a special orifice on your face in order to push inconveniences out of your way.

those are hardly hear me outs. they're conventionally attractive.

My normal hear me outs are Zeno's guards and Muzan Kibutsuji's final form and I probably have more but I forgot.

HEAR ME OUT CAKE TAG GAME

Lemme start this chaos

....Do I need to explain??

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Bet you kiss them on the lips.

im imagining this

just fucking obliterated a fly btw i like. no look-whipped my hand up and grabbed it and crushed it. some goku type shit

im not tall. tou're just egregiously short

look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me