Hi 👋 Im Bestie, Maul This Hoe.

Sammy. Give me the fanfic. I'm inside the walls. I am the heart beneath the floorboards. Lemme see my roach boi. Your mother demands it.

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

Hi artists if you’re reading this I need you to know that it’s EXTREMELY necessary to have a folder on your phone called “bragging” where you save the screenshots of your favorite comments and sweet messages and shares and artist follow backs. So when you feel like your art sucks and you’ve only ever received praise out of pity, you can look back and realize that that feeling is wrong. The best way to combat imposter syndrome is to record your accomplishments. Keep reminders of your hard work and its reward. Actively try to be self-obsessed. Ok that’s all, go eat some fruit while you’re at it!

Howdy!

I would be Samagrious, but Sammy works fine!

I write, draw, talk (a lot) and try my best!

My Tumblr tags / links are as following:

SamhamSnippets ⇝ Small story idea's that I come up with! Some of them are just silly passing thoughts, while others I have put an interesting amount of thought into.

SamhamStories ⇝ Books that I've written, or am in the process of writing, that have covers as well as a summary!

On the note of stories, my current focus of writing would be For Every Cherry Blossom!

Fanfic Writers: Director’s Cut

Reblog this if you want readers to come into your ask box and ask for the “director’s commentary” on a particular story, section of a story, or set of lines. 

Or, send in a ⭐star⭐  to have the author select a section they’ve been dying to talk about!

Stuck between feeling sympathy or laughing at him.

Fan art i drew of darkstalker dying in a glue trap

I made some art for your macaque fic can i tag you?

Yes of course! I would LOVE to see it, this goes for anyone. Tags, DM's, ask box! All open for you lovely bugs.

YESSSSS

@monsoonite @samagrious

merry christmas bozos, i already sent these to ya but have this collection anyway :) 

Some cool drawing of our mc origin sonas kinda rockin’ bros, and my pride and joy, Vitrivuis messing around with a Roomba like the damn cat he is.

Happy holidays to everybody!

When you have two specialize in two different forms of art, but still struggle the same.

@samagrious

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A section I've been dying to talk about?

Well let me think, oh! Probably the amount of Chinese Mythology I want to include! I've always been fascinated with Mythology as a whole, and now I get to write it? The pinnacle of my existance.

Golly, really. I want to spew something out and rant about it so much, but as of now it's spoilers! But I will say, isn't it just a tad weird how the reader can't seem to sleep at night anymore?

How odd! Surely it won't relate to anything!

Oh something else I would like to touch on! Lady Bone Demon, she isn't present right now but g o s h. I can't wait to write her, Im going to make her so cruel. I will not hold back! I have to live up to my Dead Dove: Do Not Eat tag somehow!

Actually, I plan to make most of the antagonist/villians just a tiny bit worse than the show, since im not bound by a need to be child friendly! That's right, its going to be blood gore galore!

After all, the reader has a large pool of spare lives for them! Why not waste a few?