I LOVE TERUKO NO CAP.

MY TACHIGIN PENGUIN GANGSTERS OMG YES

spreading my Tachigin penguin redirect because yes

When male penguins find a really nice rock they will gift it to their ‘penguin girlfriend’ as a way to show their love- now I just want you to sit and imagine Tachihara giving Gin a pretty rock he found….idk makes me smile

we love tachihara being supportive

Also I’m actually gin what

Tachihara: Do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today? Gin: Since you ate the last slice of pizza last night, today you have an enemy.

I mentally rage anytime I see this

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

Atsu needs a history lesson 😭

Atsushi: You promised me that we would fight to the death after six months. Akutagawa: Yes, and Hitler promised that he would not invade Czechoslovakia. Welcome to the real world, Jinko. People lie. Atsushi: Atsushi: What is a Czechoslovakia?

……….what the actual fuck

As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no one gets hurt,” said the 71-year-old Cabinet member and vaccine skeptic, who cocked his gun and kicked down the door of the facility, grabbing workers, shooting bullets at conveyor belts, and kicking down enormous vats of bright colored gelatin before demanding to see the “head autism scientist” so he could kill him and “end autism forever.”

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kenji knows.

Kenji, about Jouno and Tecchou: Those two really don't do well when they're separated, huh?

Tachihara: Oh, you have no idea.

I love this

Akutagawa: our respective future partners have to be organized and level-headed people

Gin: *nods*

Atsushi: *bumps into a mannekin and apologizes*

Tachihara: *smashes a jar on the floor after struggling to open it*

The siblings: *share a look*

Akutagawa: who are we trying to fool, we want those two

Gin: *nods again*

I LOVE THIS FANART GOD HELP ME

Me finally remembering to post the piece I drew for @tohgrimoire! ^^ This zine was an awesome experiance and I hope everyone who got a copy adores it!

I NEED THIS TO BE CANON THIS IS SO FUNNY

headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

//

kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

//

atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

//

and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh 

atsushi: oh no

//

akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

//

eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him 

atsushi: no??????????????

//

kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

//

atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

//

atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u 

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

//

yeah

WE GONNA GET BYLER ENDGAME ONE DAY TRUST ✊✊✊✊

good morning byler nation we are one day closer to byler endgame