The Way I Nearly Cried Laughing In The Middle Of Big W Cuz Of This

Everyone’s starter anime is death note.

I don’t count sailor moon or dbz cuz you watched those as a kid and assumed they were cartoons.

I mean when you got “into” anime fully aware of what it was and actually became immmmmmersed in this bizarre weeb culture.

It’s usually death note.

This is perfect!! As always you knocked out of the park!!

Honestly public edging with Zemo? I'm soooo in!

I love your blog!! Your headcanons are top tier, just pure *chef's kiss* perfection

So my question is: what toys/kinds of toys are each of the Danny Bunch's favourites?

I know this is a bit vague but I wanted to give you room to really go nuts

Awh thank you so much! And now you are really testing my knowledge on sex toys😅hope you enjoy it though!

Zemo:

This may be because I have read a load of fanfic's with Zemo and these things, but vibrators. Man loves the feeling of something inside of him, pressing up against his prostate and just vibrating. Constantly stimulating him. Bonus points are one which has a remote control so you can increase and lower the sensitivity when you want. Especially if the two of you are out somewhere, maybe he is at an important business deal or on a mission and during it, you just turn up the vibrations just to see him tense up and then try to pretend that he isn't completely turned on.

Laszlo:

There weren't many types of sex toys back in Laszlo's era, and what there was, were probably not the best. But honestly, I see Laszlo enjoying things more along the bondage side of things. Where you tie up his arms for example. He is very self-conscious because of his arm but in tieing it up and his other arm, he no longer has control over both and so he doesn't feel bad about not being able to do things because of his arm, because he physically can't as it is restrained. He also loves the feeling of handing over all the control to you and letting you do what you want to him. Bonus point is putting a blindfold on him as well so not only can he not move, he can't see you either.

Andrea:

Once again because of the era, there weren't as many sex toys, especially not for male pleasure. But I do see Andrea enjoying being pegged, so maybe a very simple strap on. Very unconventional for the time period but then again since when was Andrea really a normal guy? He's so adorable though. But yeah Andrea loves for you to peg him, he loves you being on top of him and pushing into him and just feeling all the pleasure from his prostate which he had no idea about till he met you.

Niki:

Niki would never say out loud what his favourite sex toy is. Frankly, he'd be very embarrassed to admit it but honestly, for that brat, it's a paddle to spank him with. He secretly loves to be punished which is why he acts out so regularly. He can't help it in a way but the thought of you punishing him and putting him in his place makes him so incredibly turned on. I'd see him preferring a plastic or leather one to a wooden one, texture-wise, but he wants you to hit as hard as you can so that his ass is red afterwards (though it's hard for him to drive for a few days afterwards)

Ernst:

Modern guy likes his modern things. Who knows what technology we will have in the future and what new type of sex toys we will have. Going off something more technically advanced though, I'd see Ernst enjoying an automatic masturbator. A machine you can put on him which feels like a cunt and pumps him. Like an automatic fleshlight. You'd have a remote thought to be able to control the movement, how fast and how slow. You get to control his pleasure and tease him with it, till he is begging for you to turn it up so he can come. You can also overstimulate him with it, not stopping the movement and vibrations even though he has already cum.

Alex:

After the wall goes down, Alex wants to experiment with everything including sex toys so really he doesn't want you to hold back with using things on him. I think something that he would really be interested in, and what would make him cum too hard his legs are shaking would be a vibrator, but instead of pushing it inside of him, pressing a wand vibrator up against his balls and pressing it against his prenum, that bit of skin between his balls and ass which helps stimulate his prostate. Pushing a vibrator around that area while also doing over things would bring him so much pleasure, honestly, he would just lose it.

Sebastian:

Another one of the boys who loves pegging. Honestly, he probably prefers it to what people would consider normal sex. He loves acting bratty just for you to ram him into the bed later. Really what else can I say apart from the fact that he just craves the feeling of you thrusting inside of him, and seeing you on top of him.

David:

I don't think David likes to experiment too greatly. He sticks to what he is used to and so for that matter, using toys really are not a common circumstance. However, this thought just came into my mind so I'm going to write it down and that is while I don't think he would enjoy pegging and such (he thinks that's too much for him to cope with) he would let you use anal beads on him. Like I said it's only occasionally you two would use toys and he would need other things as well as the anal beads, but he does love the feeling of you pushing some small ones into him, them being in him while you ride them and then you pull them out when he comes undone.

Tony:

Tony is another one who I personally think, doesn't really use toys in the bedroom. It's just not really his thing, he prefers more traditional sex with you. However, the one exception would be a fleshlight or a toy similar to that. Usually, when you two sleep together, you are the one topping him. You might give him a handjob or a blowjob but you don't really let him make love to you. So using that toy is an alternative for the two of you, so his cock still gets stimulation which feels like he is fucking something even though he isn't actually fucking you. He enjoys the feeling of the toy and how good you are able to use it on him. But he definitely prefers it when you are making love to him.

Alex Garel:

Electro toys! Not commonly known about but these things do exist. I came across one once where you place it on the tip of a guy's cock and from pressing something it sends quick bursts of electricity out stimulating him. I can see Alex thriving off that. The gasps and moans he would make as he thrashes around for a few seconds from it. It would make him incredibly hard. I can also see Alex designing his own toys to fit his own needs and for you to use on him.

Konrad Koch:

Once again the time period he is in is quite limiting in terms of sex toys. But even then I personally don't see Konrad being into a lot more kinky things. I think he is more traditional things, though maybe he did experiment in his university days. But yeah now he is older and living at the school I don't think he is too big on sex toys. However, I do see him, much like Laszlo, enjoying being tied up from time to time just to let go of all control and let you use him however you want to.

A moment of silence for Kunikida's sanity

Shachou introducing Kunikida’s new partner in “Dazai Osamu’s Entrance Exam”

Sometimes you pause and realize life can be a bit odd

And sometimes that happens when you're teaching your 72 year old father how to remove foundation and concealer

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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Summer Flynn is an Aromantic Queen!

Doesn't want a relationship

Has had relationships in the past but never "fell in love"

Doesn't believe in Falling in Love™

Doesn't believe in True Love™

Just wants to focus on herself and her own issues

But most (unfortunately) relatable:

Gets her choices second guessed and made fun of

Treated like a bad person for not wanting a relationship and not falling for the Nice Guy™ protagonist

Manic Pixie Dream Girl? More like Strong, Independent, Aromantic Woman!

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