The Funniest Part Of My Appendix Removal Experience Was Being Wheeled Down To The Operating Room And

I don’t know who cares to hear this but if someone asks you to hang out and you can’t but you genuinely want to hang out with them, let them know that the time(s) they suggested don’t work for you and offer new times that do.

If you just say you “can’t/that time doesn’t work” with no follow up, it communicates a disinterest (to a lot of people) just a little tip on maintaining relationships

There were two huge cottonwood trees in my backyard growing up and now they're being removed

they're causing damage so they need to be removed but I'm just sad I have so many memories with those trees and now they're gone

sometimes i say things then people want me to clarify like no i didn't have an example i lied i'm a terrible little liar

referring to my timezone as "regular time" because everyone else on earth is wrong

(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

Throw back to the time that one of my performers wanted their three year old niece to sit in the dressing room by herself while we did a 30-minute show.

She had a pacifier! Of course she cannot be left alone!

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

ao3

i love how you guys talk shit about cartoon style and animation but what the fuck is with this phineas and ferb obsession, The Ugliest Childrens Show Ever Animated.

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince